I dare you to catch razor butterflies
yours truly

Jaey '19
ex-peps , ex-wwss, ex-saint, ex-jjcian, current pioneer
05S04 / 06A01 / 06A05 / 06A04
Geography, Literature, Economics, Biology
Zoology is my game
Bandsmen / Debator / retiredDrama-mama
-bite me and i'll bitchslap you to pluto



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__ zonked
Sunday, February 26, 2006

Home sweet home. Im back from the OGL camp! Honestly, it was kinda sian . Im abit disappointed that the school decided to adopt the house names for orientation and it has no link to the theme of Pioneerave at all. Golly, talk about irony huh?

Keller house rocks.. well relatively okie. My namesake [ Gerald ] and I are in the same house. Im secretly wishing i get paired up with either Yanty or Eileen from Kranji coz i can seriusly click with them lah! Its realli ecstatic to go wild with pple who are ACTUALLY wild.

Anyway yanty told me tht EVIL TUDONG will hunt me down. BRING IT ON SISTER! this is the first time i've hated a teacher so much in JC. god. i heard the results are coming out. Im so gonna rub salt into her bloody tudong if i score well enough, if not, i'll just seek solitude in my school pond, displacing any remnants of water and kois.

Drama on fridae was fun but i felt a hint of what there is to happen to us if we were to be all rebellious and defiant. Gosh i would really hate tht if it were to happen.

Dearest Jo,

I'm so happy tht ur outta PJC. Seriously. Debates have gone all wrong [ so i've heard ] and Drama was a tad freaky on fridae as some heated discussion unravelled itself. Hotdog and gang seem to have gone into seclusion as the rest of us seem to just disperse into nowhere. I miss you gerl. I miss Jing. I hope the new 06A01 would have nice people i can click with. Crash O2 okie?.. i miss the good old days babe! Fridae i shall celebrate ur JAE results.. All the best my illegal lover.

Haziq is going Bangkok on 10 march
Dean is going Ns on the 9th
Leedeeya ; wont be seeing her as often
rez and yina and shar will have A's
Shaminah will have a new class
Leechiu , Joel and Weilong might leave for Poly
Tanya is gone.

im gonna be soooo lonely.



here's a parody of Project Runway [ for those who have watched it before ]







make me laugh
make me cry
C'est La vie
see me die

white snow flutter
grass withers down the isle
look back; stutter
hold me hand and fly
glory of morbidity
glory of life
memories of sanctity
down a summer drive
the clouds spell our fates
the sky shines of hope
our lives;closed;late
tears we cry, nothing but mope
our shadows entwined
like oceans and the mist
our love; never defined

save me.. our last kiss


- a poem of one minute,one moment,one memory

i did that myself.. as in composed the poem. Hope u guys like it. RATE IT OKIE!! on a scale of 1-5!!

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__ bra pads and dreams
Thursday, February 23, 2006

You noe, yesterday i realised that this whole week has been nothing but emotional stress and pain with me being numb to it all. On Sunday i went out with Dearest Jo and Jing and had a super duper time and so i thought that tht day would mark a fantastic week ahead. Boy was i wrong. I just didnt feel myself this week. Didnt laugh as much, didnt smile as much, didnt hang out with my friends as much.

In all i wasnt Jaryl [ as much ]
What the heck..

Ytd was relatively fun i guess. Lessons were as normal with me trying my best to contribute in Lit lesson. Anyway our Lit lesson was themed Safari and we sat around at this grass patch teeming with [ quote from Jiayee ] 5 million milipedes, 4 million ants, 3 million spiders and the list goes on.
It was fun as we learnt about Metaphors at a way higher level!

In geog i was a total fool as i started to play with Deepa's bra pads. I put in onto my head to emulate a Jew and evn mae it into a clam with pearls and what not. Hilarious! Thn Deepa put it onto my shoulders and i wore it as shoulder pads all thruout geog lecture. When we left MPR5 i played Ultimate Frisbee with the pads. bleah

Dun feel like saying much about Debates. All i heard was tht there was a quarrel when i left with tears galore!

Drama was heck fun. Mr Chen realli is great and i feel tht we could realli succeed if WE WERE TO KNOW OUR CASTING NOW!! sheesh anyway we played this game where we placed our alter-ego identities [ famous people ] but the catch was tht we had to ask questions and guess our identity. When i got mine everyone was laughing like mad and i soon found out tht my famopus persona was MR SAS!

-guffaws-

i was damn sick ytd night. I couldnt even move on my bed. Crap. Im definitely feeling better now. I missed school man! haiz

i have this sudden urge to pull out of being an OGL. weird.

im seriously not myself





lets just forget abt the dream and what not.
dun feel like talking about it anyway

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__ dreams of nitemare
Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I woke up today pretty spooked by two of my dreams. Lemme narrate them to you if possible. Crap..

Dream 1:

I was walking when i suddenly fell off this ledge. I continued to fall and suddenly realised that some J1 was falling behind me. Lets call this person X. So X was falling behind me. Suddenly X did something to me and i retaliated. Then X saed it was okay and we did something im pretty ashamed of, even in my dreams. Then i found myself on solid ground with X and we did that something. Then i remembered just walking away and crossing through this foliage surroundings. I saw X sitting on a parkbench with X's supposed lover, Y. Ya ! so X and Y were just sitting down and moping cause me and X did something. It was damn depressing to know tht in my dream i came between them evnthough i dont even know them in real life. crap. Next to them i saw Yina sitting with a shattered photoframe . In it was a picture of she and Shaun. I almost cried. It was sad; so many emotions i couldnt really comprehend. Then i walked to this lake and met this beautiful caucasian gerl with blonde hair and petals in her hair. She was dressed in a flowy dress and i remebered carrying her and letting her float in the lake.

And then i woke up, knowing it was like 3am-ish i decided to sleep again and soon dwelled in another dream.

Dream 2

In this dream i was in my house and wanted to brush my teeth. When i entered the toilet, Langer suddenly popped out and a gerl whom i did not recognised joined us in the toilet to brush our teeth. When i closed the toilet door, cockroaches of every size started falling and i ran out. Then i proceeded into the kitchen where someone forced me to eat fried roaches. I was chewing on some of them when i gagged on a roach leg and woke up.

WTF!

shit.. when i came to school i saw the real X and was reminded of my dream. I think something is seriusly wrong with me psychologically.

Lit was fun but i was too quiet.

Playing the cat and mouse game with tht evil TUDONG is getting on my nerves

Today someone from my class asked me " EH i thought u always hang out with them?"

i was stumped. I dun want to be in a clique. I love Ao1. not only the clique. I wanna mingle with everyone. Gosh. Its getting painful. Im starting to remember my days with Yina and Rez. It was bittersweet i guess. Truly bittersweet.

i dont mind cutting my heart out and placing it into a blue jar. [ something i learnt in Lit today ]



i'm so tired.

did something funny abt me and the drama-mama's

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Drama-mamas!

  1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Drama-mamas!
  2. South Australia was the first place to allow Drama-mamas to stand for parliament.
  3. The condom - originally made from Drama-mamas - was invented in the early 1500s!
  4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Drama-mamas.
  5. Drama-mamas once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
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  8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Drama-mamas.
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it's getting harder to murmur your name
i look into your eyes and see my soul bleed
each hurts each time we talk
yet i cringe in the memory of pain
i look into the mirror yet i see a reflection of you
save yourself
save what's ours
but do not
save


me

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__ birthday part 3
Saturday, February 18, 2006

This is like the third time im gonna mention about my birthday this week.

the day started out like any other day. I skipped the malay lesson today once again. The J1's keep on asking me about my absence. Well too bad, i really cant stand mother tongue and i feel so much at ease without some stewpid crap bahas or peribahasa shit. School ended pretty early for me . like around 123opm and i settled down to lunch with Rez , Saritha , Nadirah and Latifah. We ate and bitched while i sat down in awe. I realised tht we have evolved from quiet law-abiding students to evil bitchy backstabbers! WOOTS! i really love this bunch of people and im gonna seriously miss them loads coz i dun really foresee anyone else who is gonna fill in their shoes.

After bitching me and Rez headed to the library to meet the rest of the drama gang. Did planning and thn did some homewerk. When the library became crowded something very weird happened to me. I suddenly was short of breath and felt very uncomfortable. I felt like i was going to die. Rez dragged me out of tht place and we made our way to the canteen. I did some breathing exercises but it took some while to go away. I realised tht i was CLAUSTROPHOBIC. seriusly the place was very crowded and i felt very uneasy and 'squashed' bloody hell

tht was when i started telling Rez how i developed my claustrophobia. It was in an Aquarium/Fish shop and she started rolling in laughter. haha! crazee shit!

Drama was okie. My group was kinda productive and i was SUPER DUPER surprised to see Dean just walk through the LT doors. Thn Lydia and the crescentians [ audrey,nut and shaminah ] came in. LYDIA! i though she would never return to PJC. I WAS TOTALLY FLABBERGASTED! ALMOST DIED OF MY BREATHELESSNESS! and dean brought us chocolate fudge cookies and pizzas! and not forgetting a cake with sparklers as my candles. I took out the sparklers and threw it onto the floor which was made or parquet. SHIT! I BURNT A HOLE IN THE LT STAGE! horrible! USHA WHACKED THE FIRE OUT WITH MY DRAMA SCRIPT!

-guffaws-

it was hilarious! After drama me/dean/rez/leedeeya was walking around the tracks and we just sat and talked about stuff and all. We extended out talk till 1030plus at Lot1. Then we all headed home and me and dean walked back from Lakeside. It was great. I was Sabrina the Bitch for a while as this cute kitty followed me around. damn cute can!

yup! thn before i slept i drank a whole bottle of bacardi cranberry. My sole act of acting as a sober 18 year old. I was so pooped tht i fell asleep at 12 plus and woke up around 1pm. Talk about drunk huh?

im going SPCA tmr hopefully and meeting Jing and Jo for bitching session and my pressie!

i cant really believe Sakinah asked if Lydia was my gerlfren.
its weird, never knew pple would ask me sucha thing
rez saed some pple were suspecting US
golly, we're just close
you guys wouldnt really understand
unless ur part of US





for once, i felt like running away. Into the abyss, on the back of a whale

my latest fetish - whale riding

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__birthday blues
Thursday, February 16, 2006

its weird i guess. to be down just after such a glorious day yesterday. I was still re-living those moments in sch when Dean called my hp when the rest went for soup and bread at Cafe Cartel. I pretty much sat alone just talking to him while many colorful characters popped by just to say hi or irritate me.

Alison actually stabbed me with a fake retractable knife which almost made me get a cardiac arrest!

this might sound really trivial but when i saw Sheldon [ ex-classmate from S04 ] carrying a cake to the S04 table, my heart literally gave a humongous leap. I thought they were gonna sing me a bday song coz i was part of them before. But no, it was for Geraline some new gerl. They didnt evn noe it was my bday. It was okie. I msged Dean and was really sad for no apparent reason. I got a slice of cake though. Im so stupid to get sad over such a dumb thing

I was really proud of myself for two things:

1. running 4.4km in 36 minutes [damn]

making it like 36 /4.4 = 8 mins per km
so my 2.4 would be roughly 17 mins?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! i must beat my personal best of 13 mins!
MRS LIM COMMENDED ME FOR MY RUN! HOORAY!

2. Reading Scene 2 and 3 of Feeding The Armadillo and doing up the staging and planning

i actually read the play again and started rawing and higliting stuff like some kinda science nerd. Goodness! i even surprised myself! but im proud! its my little contribution to the J2's.


I AM GONNA SKIP ALL MALAY LESSONS!
sorrie to those i pissed off. im selfish! i noe. crap i just hate her

im gonna write in malay to prove tht im so gonna pass my A levels

Jikalau kamu pakai tudung, sila memperbaiki perangai anda! Jangan nak step kamu adalah satu tahap atas kiter eh? HARAM TAU!!

omg! my malay is so bad! god!


The only one of 5, exception

The child of your pride, is deception
And on your list of things to do
Is make me fall in love with you
You find one, you want one
Cause I'm one, who plays, yeah

But you can't say what you want or
Take what you want or
Choose the moods that you fake when you want
You said your life needed something special
Which you don't have, yeah

You can't say what you want or
Take what you want or
Rest and wake any way that you want
You said your life needed something special
Well, here I am, yeah
Well, aren't you glad?


you're my one and only moonflower, in dreams or reality. i promise to catch your fall
promise to wipe your tears
promise to save you a dance
i'll watch over you
i promise
be it muffins or cookies
i'll be there
i love my moonflower


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__ birthday bash
Wednesday, February 15, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I'M FINALLY 18! might sip some alcohol! woots

*oh god i screwed my first batch of cookies. Gotta do it all over again*

that was the one msg which started the day- it made it all worthwhile as i rushed to Dean's house to help out with the cookie making. We danced, pranced and baked like nobody's business in the house. We even caused an uproar while using the electrical beater as all the batter went flying in all directions except for the bowl. DAMN! BUT IT WAS FUN NONETHELESS! me and dean were laughing at some shows on teevee! HILARIOUS ! and we then made our way to Maiz house!


HAVOC BAYBEH! SUPER HAVOC!

best convo of the day:

Dean: OMG I FORGOT TO OFF THE STOVE!
me: WTF??
Dean: *runs off to his house*

-on the fone-

Dean: JARYL!! the fire brigade all came. my food was chao-ta/ pot all burnt!
me/xinyi/mai/aunty: SUPER STONING!!

all i can say! JUICY!

made my way bacck to school and met my drama coach who by the way is like a smaller and well-built version of dean

Me: -makes bird noise upon sight of coach- MM-HMM
Mr Sas: Yes Jaryl do you have any problems?
Me: NO sir im high from being 18!
Mr Sas: Really? Happy Birthday
Me: Did the ' HUNG UP ' dance
Mr Sas: 0_O

i bet noe the whole world thinks im gay and have a crush on my drama coach! SORRIE LORH! it was fun fun fun fun fun! except for a certain guy being oh so irritating .. bleah!

thanks to the following:

SHaminah - i loved the muffins baybeh! and im so sad u and deepa nvr made it to being OGL! DAMN!! i loved today! thanks for the countdown yesterday baybeh!

Akidah: eh eh akidah! thanks for ur birthday wishes. And yeah baybeh i can so BITCH abt Kuru!

Xinyi and Maiz : BLOODY HELL! I HAD SO MUCH FUN LAH! MAMPOS!! I EVN SCREAMED WHEN U GUYS GAVE ME THE PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB! AHHHHHHHHHH

Dean : its self explanatory baybeh!

Steph: my dearest cousin! thanks for the countdown too! hooray!

and big thank you to those who made today fun especially the DRAMA-MAMAS! and pjc lovers! AHHHHHHHHHHHH i love being 18!



supposed to be a smiley face! it looks gross but tastes heavenly!



cookies anyone? kinky betul!

the best part of the day? spending time with u guys and sharing my muffin with my love!


i don't know if im deluded but u didnt seem to wish me a happy birthday. why? Was it cause of the truth?...


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__fundance fever
Tuesday, February 14, 2006

okayyyyyyy.. its been a fun post-jae week. My friends have mostly chosen their paths except for my dear baby squid Xinyi. I hope she makes her choice [ wise choice ] soon and we'll support her nonetheless. ytd was my OGL interview and i broke into sweat when i climbed all FOUR flights of stairs. I almost died from the altitude. yup! I met several of my other classmates who were keen on being OGL's too. As usual, i being the GONG GONG that i am, i didnt know which room i had to enter. Golly, when i found out tht i was in the room with Xinni as my interviewer i literally jumped for joy! hooray!!

The questions really focussed on us being OGL's and i felt like i was able to comprehend and handle it qte well.

Interviewer [ male ] : And now for the bonus question. Either dance the fun/mass dance, teach us a cheer or sing the school/camp songs.

Me : Ermmm. I OPT FOR THE FUNDANCE!!

and tht pretty much started the ball rolling as i danced the fundance and hummed /sang the tune by myself and with the assistance of Xinni. I nearly fainted! DEEPA AND SHAMINAH SAW ME DANCING LAH! ahaha its okay.. seriously! i was freaking happy when the interviewers told me i did a great job and complimented me! ALAS! VICTORY IS MINE!

then me and dean met up and we did our usual chaos in Jurong Point as we kacaued Lydia at work. It was relatively fun. Met SHAMINAH [ she forced me to say this ] and NATANIA and the usual happened. yup
ANd i manged to go for a jog with dean ytd and it was truly obnoxious. He was taunting me and at one point of time i suggested tht we shld just stand at the side of the road and wave to the drivers. We did just that and waved to several commuters on bus 180. Welcome to our world.

in no time u shld see me from being a fat and cellulite filled tyre to a hunkylicious sexy mama




i dun wanna sound gay or anything, but the dude in the pic is SOOO HOT lah! i wanna be like him !! Fark i do sound gay! woots in a happy kinda way!
[ I wish i knew photoshop well then i could photoshop my beautiful face onto his body to die for and i wld have the perfect package ]


as we all noe today is VALENTINES!! and i had to spend it w/o my love, Lydia , coz she went JB with her sis . boohoo the only time i have a valentine and we have to spend it away from each other. Dumb huh? Anyway i accompanied Dean to buy ingreduents for cookies and we ended up doing weird and obnoxious stuff to irk the couples present at JP. Seriously, each couple i saw had a stewpid bouqet of flowers and they all seem to be competing in a competiton for the BIGGEST BOUQET EVER!

valentine's day is overrated, commercialised, romanticised and expensive
but it sure rocks to spend it with ur friends

golly i hafen study my econz and geog!
and tmr will be the results of my role-casting and OGL interview. and im crashing maiz house in the morning to just have a feast!


Dear Honey Bunny,

I'm glad i could help. U have been there for me on countless occasions. I hugged me at my lowest moments and i'm just returning the favour. I'll always be ur BooBoo ya? I'm so happy ur moving on. I'll make the transition easier okay? I promise.
Not all guys tink with their little brothers/willy/dick . I'm the exception and i'mm sure u will meet someone who emulates my way of thought. Its been a really glorious time. Cheer up and the world will smile with you! I'll be here, day and night, by ur side baby. I love you!

yours truly,

BooBoo the Pooh Bear.


When I was 7
They said I was strange
I noticed that my eyes and hair weren't the same
I asked my parents if I was OK
They said you're more beautiful
And that's the way they show they wish
They had your smile
So my confidence was up for a while
I got real comfortable with my own style
I knew that they were only jealous cos

People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
My personality reflects me
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you

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__ goodbye my lovers
Saturday, February 11, 2006

Thursday and Friday were the most memorable days of my JC1 life. Seriously, I have never felt so nostalgic and happy at such a high level on the emotional scale. I knew it was going to be a cool day [ excuse my cliche usage of the word 'cool' ] when i heard the morning announcement:

Announcer : Can all J1's and J2's be warned to not venture to the outdoor stage. A snake has been spotted over there . We have notified the police on this issue.

wtf?.. police and snakes are not a good concoction. I was expecting them to come and hand-cuff the snake and then i realised tht snakes are reptiles without any limbs. Anyway, they managed to " nab the crook " eventually!


meowrrr.. i mean hiss hiss! I heard pj has very nice western food. Dang! i got caught before i cld snack on some pj students. Off to the zoo then!

the highlite of the day was when my whole class went into a frenzy and started dancing like lunatics all thanks to Ms Sneeze a.k.a SHAMINAH THE HOT BABE!!



omg omg omg .. i love 06A01 so much. each and evryone of u guys!
golly i cant believe its goodbye .. some of u guys will return.. while others will have to take your place. Nonetheless.. we'll alwaes be classmates!

ytd it was the Mass BBQ! i ate SOOOOOOOOOOOO many hotdogs man!! i love HOTDOGS!! every shape and size! EVERY COLOUR!! EVERY FLAVOUR!! olala.. duncha wanna lick it!!
[ excuse the sexual innuendos involved in the description of the hotdog ]

dean, xinyi , maiz and myself just danced and did weird stuff like no tomorrow man! The gerls and I evn took a walk around the tracks and discussed about the different flavourings of condoms. Its supposed to aid in sexual pleasure though. Goodness.. its flavoured, i cant see any other way of enjoying the flavour then to use the condom as a alternative of the chewing gum!

as any other day, i was the ultimate cam-whore



my incestuos partner and i - leechiu? wth ahahaha



im a little kinky bunny - ehh, wassup doc?



picture perfect! - we are sooo the best lah!


and so the chapter closes and we all look forward to the post-jae trauma. School will start in full-force soon. Im still considering to drop econz and take art. Goodness.. decisions galore!



to my dearest elmo,


We are all so proud of ya no matter what happened. You noe about the crying thing? Its okie! The one mistake i did when i knew i got retained was to not cry and act all macho and facade-ish! We all learn from our experiences. Im so glad u decided to come for the BBQ. I realli wanted you to have a good time. I wish u all the best! Feel free to crash pj ya?. U already noe the culture and sch song and everything else which makes u a true blue Pioneer!
Love ya u crazee woman and may we cross paths again soon.
[ like on my bird day ]



somehow i finally feel that everything is falling into a place. Its like i finally found the piece which makes my jigsaw puzzle a perfect fit. Thanks for everything guys. U made the transition so much easier and a way lot better!

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__ a hairy situation
Tuesday, February 07, 2006

OMG OMG OMG OMG!! i miss my friends so much.. ytd was like some old screening of sec four life for me. As i was walking home [alone] i bumped into haziq. WHEEEEEE. imagine that! I have not seen him for like freaking two months and we stay in bloacks tht are side by side. goodness.. as i was looking at his provocative pictures [ shant say much ] i felt someone poke me with an umbrella.. MY MOMMY LORH!! oh dear.. and u noe wad she saed?

My mommy : Jaryl! Who is that girl next to you?.. Haziq? HAZIQ WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HAIR?

in layman terms, super embarrassing. In Singaporean terms.. PAISEH!!

as we were walking somore.. we met the DIVA of Jurong West. Ms Bitchy Dean. Ya its all about us people!!

okay so me and Dean were bitching about this guy with GADANGDANG bangs lah, in short fraking long hair. ANDDDDD when tht guy turned back i almost suffered a seizure coz it was Hazwan. Oh dear.. the hair. so long. i can. FAINT!! so lets talk about hair... u can find it aniwer..

on your legs


armpits


[ i almost puked looking at it.. gross.. ]

and in some places i'm not allowed to show u pictures of but u get my drift since we all have gone thru puberty. the worst thing about hair is seeing realli farking long HAIR on guys.. golly!!




why what a beautiful damsel. turn around now.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

male: [ deep sultry voice ] oh baby.. u and me.. we can braid our hair like little sissy gerls and prance around like Heidi. Then we shall eat muffins under the stars.. groovy baybeh! Have u met my friend?



the real GOLDILOCKS!!

-guffaws-

god im sucha loser lah.. sorrie. in a few years time i'll be

SO BALD THT A CUE BALL WOULD LOSE OUT

all hail the old demi moore!!




tata pple.. and ya good luck for the O's

gosh.. i miss my old academic life.. well onli a bit

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__stage fright
Saturday, February 04, 2006

*DISCLAIMER* - WARNING LONG ENTRY IN PROGRESS

okie dokie.. its indeed been a long week. I've not slept properly since tuesdae. Goodness.. its been like slipping 2-3 hours of sleep per day. Can faint man,seriously faint. Everything was bit tossy but what the heck i enjoyed it aniway. Ytd was the long awaited Rockopioneer but unfortunately i found the turn up abit lame. There was realli not many pple, onli Pioneers and some secondary school kids whom looked like they were force-fed with something distasteful- poor creatures. Aniway i saw sooooo many SAJC and ACJC extras around the campus. As much as i felt oblivious to them, it did irk me for no reason i can fathom at this moment. Maybe it was pure jealously of their prestige- prestigious school campus, prestigious uniform, prestigious everything really. I cant comprehend why everyone wants to go to ACJC. Really, is it that good? Stories i heard about tht school would outrun the famous story of a booger in PJC's wanton noodles.


In the morning i was stumbling with my IETL Literature project. I totally forgot abt the Econs project, hope it turned out okay. Somehow i felt tht the Lit project turned out okay. As long as pple were ACTUALLY interested in it suffices. We were kinda bored after it was all set up so we took sum snapshots, snapshots onli shameless Lit students would do.



Ms Chua starring in Florence of Arabia!




deepa and daphne trying to act chio





me and deepa IN the display area/trying to act like the couple of the year.LOL



and then i proceeded to the Drama booth. Seriously i'm rather disappointed with the debators. It took them so long to actually help out in the booth. goodness.. call me a traitor or what but it always seem tht theres this rift amongst the Debates and Drama wings.. goodness. When will it cease?. Oh well, I got to put make up for drama. Lol. It was realli fun to help out with the dressing up and all that.





my humble attempt of being a hottie- made-up by mommy ushie the queen of drama




Ushie getting the make up- hema is in shock tht i actually look prettier thn her [ kidding!! ]




Rez applying lipstick onto Siegrid - awww pretty Siegrid, but IM PRETTIER




Florence,Marian and Ann - erm gerls, LOOK AT PRETTY ME NOT THE CEILING



the performances was totally happening man... the malay drama freaked me out coz they were so passionate thn it was out turn.. totally rocking.. seriously.. see it urself..




*giggles like a sissy* we look so COOL




usha's hair seem to swoosh like some herbal essence ad.. u go gerl!!


i love drama sooooo soooo much.. it just excites me to hang around with pple of my lunatic frequency.

TOP 5 TREES OF THE YEAR 2006

5. Oak tree

4. Maple tree

3. Money plant [ couldnt tink of another tree name ]

2. Raintree

1. *drumroll

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ME AND REZ!!



i look so fat lah.. goodness.. aint we just the sexiest trees in the world.. golly
i love 3rd February 2006

before i forget.. Yina did a stellar performance.. Some secondary school guys were shouting " YINA WO AI NI " shameless infatuation huh? ahaha... YINA WE LOVE YOU

Yina singing "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch


Yina Branch! YINA DID U FART? COZ U BLEW ME AWAY BAYBEH!



i love pjc so much now....

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