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stupidity & my absence

Friday, July 28, 2006

Monotony. Black & White. The glorious colours associated with the Oreo Cookies i just popped into my mouth. I was actually thinking of compiling the stupid-est things i said or did this week, and then i realised that almost 95% of my everyday speech is peppered with explicit stupidity. SAD!

the most stupid-est thing i said this week just has to be this -

* ms lee props up the microphone to the laptop to let us listen to a video on the hydrolic system in physical geog lecture *

* robotic narration * : and the water cycle begins ..

moi to deepa : eh you know what? i feel like i'm an astronaut and i'm receiving orders from the robotic voice leh ..

sigh. i'm really darn cheesy! WHY OH WHY!!!!

drama today was darn stressful and hilarious . It was uber cannot-make-it when Noreen and i paired up. I laughed through ALL of the scenes man.

I sense today's entry is going to be far from funny or hilarious. I just need to get some things out

The principal was talking about teachers using proper english in school. OH GREAT IRONY! earlier in the day [ before the principal's statement ] , i heard TWO very irritating teachers conversing in CHINESE in front of all of the CCA LEADERS! i scoffed at their actions. Seriously, they were using chinese to discuss about somethings and even talked to the students in chinese. God i'm so disgusted.

oh did i tell you. some guy has been spreading rumours about me in the boys changing room. How low can u get. This is so fun. Only celebrities get their secrets spilled out and have people bitching and spreading rumours about them. I HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME A CELEBRITY! YEAH!

oh have i told you, i keep my friends in pjc close, but i keep my enemies closer.

i know whats happening though i act very very dumb in school

be warned dearies, don't be fooled, because i know.

sheesh i really hate the fact we're learning soccer as a p.e module. All thanks to some people/person/whatever. I can't play for nuts and it drives me crazy.

I got my parent-teacher-HOD meeting tomorrow. sigh.

i'm starting to hate school very very much. I don't know why though. Must be all this shizz i get from people.

Mr Sas said i have a flair for Lit but i'm darn lazy to stretch for my potential. Time to buck up!!

` smiling in school has become a chore.

Moi : I LOVE SYLVIA PLATH'S POEMS
Mr Sas : why?
Moi : I love the complexity in her poems
Mr Sas : but her poems are all angsty and dark . You do not come across as someone like that
Joyee and Noreen : Mr sas! you should see his emo MSN nicks and emo Blog entries.
Mr Sas: oh.. what's his blog address?
Joyee and Noreen: HIPPOBALLOO!

i'm such a turn off right?

caught a razor butterfly at - 10:13 PM |

nursery rhyme for jc students

Friday, July 21, 2006

One, two, my results like poo
Three, Four, my life's a bore
Five,Six, i fall like a stick
Seven, Eight, you make me feel dead
Nine, Ten, Lets kill me again

my lit papers were a disaster

poetry - 7/25
pride and prejudice - 8/25
king lear - 3/25
sylvia plath's ariel - 14/25

gosh, i had words like "yucks", "gross" [ on both poetry and king lear ] and other mean things written on my paper. well i got a " i'm proud of you " written on my sylvia plath.

My grades spell out the word BUSES!
thats just great

im seeing the HOD soon, im still clueless on how to break the news to my mum

i just hate it when people assume. Don't blame me if i just burst one day.

No one understands me now, except for Noreen i guess, and Joyee understands Noreen so i guess we're the only people who understand each other.

God save me

caught a razor butterfly at - 10:16 PM |

hiatus nomore

Friday, July 14, 2006

woah. It's been more than a week i suppose! I've been very crabby and emo this whole week. Thanks to certain occurences and my "gorgeous" results. Grrrrr! i failed Econs man! And i got only a subpass for Geog! Shit! and my Lit is still unknown! BLOODY HELL! but i did get a pass for Biology and a glorious B for GP! Yup, currently my results would determine me a perfect spot in some jungle and rural tertiary insituition! I do not want to be kicked out from PJC man!

Onto things of a lighter note,

LET US CELEBRATE FOR ZULEMA THE BIATCH HAS LEFT PROJECT RUNWAY FOR GOOD!

poor nick!

aiyoh! don't cry nicky baby! yucks! but i can't deny he is one of the more fashionable ones! And Nick, i think your quite hot for a happy and effeminate person! RIGHT ON GERLFRIEND!

ohh! i know he has been eliminated but i cant help going GAGA over Emmett from Project Runway! Though he is an old fogie at the age of 43 years old, HE IS UBER HOT! OMG OMG OMG! I sound seriously gay but who cares man! That blue eyes, that gorgeous sense of fashion! OH! TRULY ORGASMIC SUAVE-NESS! I WANT TO BE HOT LIKE EMMETT!

Not like that asshole Santino. Dumbass!

eew. he thinks he is so darn cool! stewpid old crazy santino!

to prove that im not as GAY as u pissheads think,

OH LINDSAY I LOVE YOU! YOU LOOK SO HOT LAH! I WANT MORE SONGS FROM YOU HONEH!

.. god she rocks, unlike ....

tsk tsk! very deserving of a double eew from me. EWWW EWWW!!

ahh, while surfing i found a picture of former bestie of Paris H, Nicole R.

yup, if u happen to get lazy while taking your dog for a walk, just stuff it in between your plastic boobs! that would do the trick!
i can almost hear all the SPCA people shouting in protest!
the pooch looks like its gonna die for suffocation just being in Nicole's cleavage! poor bitch!
talk about wearing fur ah?!

OHH OHHH!

i actually got praised for saying a 3 minute speech as a peer coach yesterday! My teacher in charge and my econs teacher said i spoke really well! HOORAY!!

my legs are really cramped from all my sprinting for my track & field P.E module. well, i couldnt really call it sprinting coz i ran like a snail compared to my classmates and i kept hopping coz my shoes were too big!

SUNDAY IM GOING STUDY AND FOR A MOVIE! hopefully i might taste some korean food too!
KIMCHI!

- bestie bestie bestie bestie!

dean said it was his bestie obligation to give me an emo check everyday! DARN FUNNEH!

PROMOS HERE I COME! [ eventhough its in october! ]

caught a razor butterfly at - 8:38 PM |

science teachers are stupid

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Let us cordially start from the beginning of this heartfelt story and my i put it nicely to say that i'm really disappointed, agitated, saddened . Not even the most illustrious word bee can express my emotions for this morning's ordeal. Despicable!

I went for the Student council rehearsal which magically metamorphosised into a poorly planned briefing. So i sat through and wanted to leave when we were dismissed but decided to stay on cause of the peer coaches. Well i left halfway after enquiring if i was needed to stay. When i left, one of the councillors came up to be and begged me to stay and i agreed. Mr Patrick Tong then decided to initiate an argument with me.

I'm not afraid to disclose the teacher's name cause i'm really not in the wrong man.

So we argued and i guess it was my fault that i left halfway but seriously, i was not even needed at the damn thing. So words were exchanged and i stuttered through the verbal battle. In the midst of it all, phrases such as " you're a liar " , " stop playing games with me " and " i know your an arts student i don't have to use flowery language for you to understand right ? " were hurled at me as i feverishly stumbled through the argument. Thanks for insulting me mr science teacher. Seriously, i'm not ashamed or anything. I'm just sad that i let down Mr Sas and the Drama name. You insulted every inch of my identity from being an arts student to a human being. Really, i suggest you go and reflect upon your actions and the poor abilities of your council. Gosh, i never knew such individuals existed in the teacher body in PJC. I bid farewell to the respect i have for Science stream teachers.

I'm so thankful to have Mr Sas as my teacher. He is way democratic compared to Mr Tong. What a letdown for the school. And i think that PJC screening the World Cup Final is a weak attempt of being like R.I . Get real people.

Thanks Lydia for everything.
you made me smile.
shariffa, maizura, xinyi, lydia and dean : hooray for a developed a headache just laughing after the ordeal.

Jingums! i really have to learn the art of yoga from you. Thanks for being by my side girl. I could barely understand my argument too.

I'm hurt, really hurt. I promise to enter the teaching force one day and show what a model teacher is supposed to be. Definitely Mr Tong, you're very far from that status.

* i hope the "flowery" entry is still comprehensible. Afterall, im JUST an Arts Faculty student.

caught a razor butterfly at - 11:14 PM |

supergay returns

Monday, July 03, 2006

OH MAH LORD!
OH TUHAN KU!
AIYOH KADAVALEI!

heck, i don't know the mandarin equivalent of oh mah lord. shot in the dark

ninchaku xin jia por fei zhu!

somehow i doubt whatever i said actually meant oh mah god in chinese!

anyway, i was fortunate to grace the whole of singapore with my cellulite filled presence at the SYF opening ceremony! yeah right! i wished i had pictures to show you but i have to wait for Maizura to upload them.

the guest of honour was PM LEE. When he stepped out of his limo, all the aunties in front of us were frantically waving and screaming. wtf?! as if he could actually see them. dumb man! i was yelling ONWARD PAP! and PAP ROCKS, AS IF! when he was inspecting the GOH contingent.

a malaysian marching band [ the victoria instituition penang ] and a thailand band [ the suranaree marching band ] were invited to perform too.

when the malaysian band was playing , i was being an irritant and started shouting MERDEKA! MALAYSIA MERDEKA! and Maizura was shouting SAWADIKARP! when the thailand band was playing! at each time we were being obnoxious, the enthusiastic aunties in front of us stared and guffawed like shizz. Me and Maiz stared in disbelief and immediately shut our gaps man!

well, it was fun i guess, besides the point we almost got knocked down by vehicles, almost choked to death on exhaust fumes and we sprinted like mad into the mrt cabin when the drivers blowed their whistles on us .. i think we had enough of fun.

in the train, it was like bitchslap-jaryl festivities! ahaha everyone was taking a shot of bitching about me. some commuters found it rather amusing to laugh at my friends' jokes! boo! we made our way to Jurong Point to catch the Singapore Idols, mainly i wanted to see my crush GAYLE NERVA!

THERE WERE SO MANY MINAHS AT JURONG POINT!

the worst thing was this bunch of minah wannabes from my secondary school who were screaming : OMG HADY MIRZA! AUTOGRAPH! AHHH AHH!

thn i shouted : SHADDUP LAH LOSERS!! AHH AHH UR NEW PRINCIPAL NEVER TEACH YOU MEH!

stewpid fanatics! spoil my school name onli! shit faces! there were even old makcik tudungs who shouted : " JOAQUIM I LOVE YOU! "

can u imagine, old aunties saying tht? EEEEEWWWWW!

and tht despo loser in pink had the cheek to repley i love you too to those wrinkly paedophiles. yucks! i saw my lover in the end though! and she was so hot!

mathilda was missing, i think she paiseh lah! no more bareback dresses to wear to the event.

i think for once in Jurong Point history, alot of people flocked there. HOORAH FOR ECONOMICS! i'm tired and have a splitting headache!

while running after Lydia today, my berms almost fell off. imagine flashing the inhabitants of Jurong with my brown hush puppies underwear!

the injustice in all that!

oh well.

they don't call me mr xiaxue for nothing.

*they : my friends ok!

caught a razor butterfly at - 12:19 AM |