I dare you to catch razor butterflies

__ return!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

For those who thought i met my mortality rate prematurely this week, u guys are so gonna eat my dust!

I was suffering from this viral throat infection which sky-rocketted my fever to 39 degrees C!
Well enough about my week at home. Here's the entry tht my loyal readers have been anticipating in a long time.

presenting:

EAST COAST MATINEE

*DISCLAIMER*

all pictures have not been edited in any way [ who the hell am i kidding ] and bear no resemblances to people living or dead. If you feel offended by my comments, i will remove the pictures and the tags associated with it [ kiss my ass first ]. If Tammy NYP is reading this, CALL ME AT 8191****.

the outing at east coast was helluva FUN! kudos to those who tried and succeeded in teaching me to ride a bike/twin bike.

THREE CHEERS FOR : deepa, shaminah, fauziah and Jo and whoever who was there to stabilize my gargantuan mass.

can u believe it. we actually danced on top of this precarious rock. goodness and we built sandcastles and rode on cheapo rented bikes till 7. My ass felt like some gay dude screwed me from behind for like 5 hours.

SO IM EXPERIENCED IN TERMS OF THE AFTERMATH OF ANAL SEX! THANKS TO A RENTAL BIKE!

hooray. i cant really describe the outing coz it was too. undescribable [ lame , i know ]
i loved being late.
loved panicking on the bus with shaminah and kaiwen
loved riding the twin bike with shaminah
loved going down the slopes
loved playing in the waters
loved dancing aimlessly
loved just walking with Jo and chatting and becoming highpitched
loved screaming at wanxian from afar
loved shouting to the whole of East Coast park tht i could ride a twin bike
loved the day...

i seriously took some nice pictures.
if you thought the scandal between Tammy NYP and her BF was bad. U haven met Ruiming and Weiliang. Ruiming is in Green and Weiliang is in Red.

more or less thts the end of the east coast fun time. Time to do Yvonnes tag game!

THE TAG GAME

gender: ~~males~~ female =p

7 qualities i look for:

zany
lunatic
makes me smile and laugh
must adore animals
artsy-fartsy
loves risks and thrills
most of all, a piece of caring buttercake.

god. tht sounded wrong and random at the same time. golly. this sickness is making me lose my touch

06A05? hmmmmmmm

i miss the PAE batch .
looks like its gonna be me,deepa,hikari and noreen plus sammy joey and wei ren!
not forgetting angeline wenqi and weiliang.
yup im sad to say i can onli click with this people.

Au revoir

caught a razor butterfly at - 3:07 PM |

__ ex drama-mama

Thursday, March 16, 2006

First and foremost

i was damn demoralised when i found out that i didnt make the cut for the syf drama team. So much for proudly telling everyone im a full-fledged drama-mama. Im the Set Design Head though and understudy to Felix, but it aint the same as the exhilaration attain from atcually performing on stage. I guess its fair considering i only joined drama abruptly last year. Depression oh depression. And i found out that PJC is so full of people devoid of integrity coz my ipod apparently has not been found. Kudos kudos

aniway i just watched the finale of ANTM eventhough i knew the winner. Lets do a game of comparisons!

if u think this is fierce beauty [ ANTM cycle 3 ]...

u hafen seen me and dean yet. [ SingaporesNTM cycle 1 ]

juicy. it screams " look at me, i think im sexy. you tink im sexy " while mine wld go

LOOK AT ME I KNOW IM SEXY. YOU KNOW IM SEXY
DUMB AMERICAN MODEL BITCHES
U AINT GONNA BEAT THIS NIGGER ASS
- golly im so sexy

so ya. if there were ANTM singaporean style i suggest all those ugly rejects from Ms singapore pageant to stay clear coz Jaryl is in the house.

*done by dean

so true. a picture speaks a thousand words. but mine just speaks of one. DUMB

I WANNA BE A GAY

okie so i compiled this list of things i would do if i were to be gay [ wtf ]

TOP 10 Jaey the Gay actions to do

1. snog my best friend [ complete yuck coz my best friend is dean ]
2. make out with my drama coach [ oh god wth ]
3. eyecandy someone [ i already eyecandy enyang's hair XD ]
4. watch gay porn? [ my life is one big reel of gay porno film ]
5. have sex? [ god i can have btr sex being heterosexual/straight ]
6. wear something pink
7. wear a v-neck shirt
8. whistle at a guy
9. kick haziq in the balls [ always wanted to do that ]
10. GO TO NEW URBAN MALE WITHOUT ANY FEAR OF BEING HIT ON

yup and so the chapter ends.

- cant wait for the class outing tomorrow.
im onli gonna update again on fridae to leave u guys in hanging suspense.

caught a razor butterfly at - 12:12 AM |

__ hairy situation part 2

Sunday, March 12, 2006

my hair was getting abit shaggy so i decided to dawdle towards the nearest and most affordable salon in Jurong West. Simple. Open door. Take a seat. Cut my hair. Leave. rite?

Scene 1: -action-

Jaryl: opens door
Hairstylist: Hello my friend!!
Jaryl: -gasps-

okay, my hairstylist looks like a hybridisation experiment gone wrong. He looks like a woman who had undergone some corrective surgery in the ahem ahem zone.

yup thats more or less a potratit of my hairstylist with the exception tht my hairstylist is a little - cough uglier cough -

and so i wauted patiently and noticed that there was an AH SOH getting her hair permed. Goodness she must have been like 60 years old but still was brandishing a full set of jet black and CURLY hair! somehow i felt enticed by how her curly hair resembled some form of hypnotic device!

next to her, an AH BENG was getting his hair dyed in a goldenrod kinda color. a little like a tamarin.

then it was my turn. thank goodness

Hairstylist: short rite?
Jaryl: erm ya
Hairstylist: wah ur hair long very nice
Jaryl: ya i noe
Hairstylist: if you keep your hair long must use treatment and do at home. Wah so long u never come, i thought you flew to another planet.
Jaryl: No lah!
Hairstylist: so u watch alot of movies. Now got nice nice movies
Jaryl: YA!

-customer comes in-

Aunty: ahhhh, give my son the latest hairstyle! CHINAMAN HAIRSTYLE!
Jaryl: wth 0__0
Hairstylist: ah. ur hair very nice. not too long not too curly. If u keeo long must come and rebond okie
Jaryl: -in comatose state-

and i ran out of the shop. yup. i still dunnoe why i frequent that salon knowing how loony the hairstylist is. guess its for the cheap thrill.

Dean msged me ytd night. Totally perked me up.

class outing this thursday if im not wrong.

talking about shaggy hair.. have u seen ryan cabera's hair?
looks like he sat a shagged poodle on his head.
well for all those who think that Dean wont be hot after his haircut, think again!!

thats Mollie Sue. one of the contestants on ANTM cycle 6. Singapore has yet to show it though!
the picture screams " feel my bald head u loser . "

i bet all those bald fetish losers are having orgasms at this moment!

losers. u haven seen me bald! i'll be ur fantasy!

god i sound so gay. sheesh

caught a razor butterfly at - 5:07 PM |

__ memories

Saturday, March 11, 2006

phew! i cant believe Orientation2 : Pioneerave is over! poopoo! im just relieved i dont have to wake up early in the morning anymore and endure the lame brain jokes from the chemistry teachers and kaypoh seniors who wanna act big. Seriuosly, i miss Keller already. I miss OG3.

OG3, it did take us time to get to know each other better. To those who left us , alex wanting kaiying , we still made the house rock. To those who joined us in the spectacle , meena priya gabriel and josiah , u guys made things happen!

i'll remember those times i joked with u guys! i'll remember shouting at grace, silei, meena and priya for using telepathy instead of verbal power in cheering. I'll remeber panicking with my fellow OGL desiree. I'll recall all those lamebrain songs we created tying water bombs together and running around the school like loonies trying to find each other.

Yesterday was spectacular. i met my new class in the morning. Im in 06A05 now. So many new faces but with familiar ones too. Well nothing much to comment about my class but i'll give myself time to blend in. MY FORM TEACHER IS MS TAN! ahaha and she saed she is happy im in her class coz she like me! awwwwww

MS STEPHANIE CHUA CALLED ME A LOSER IN THE MORINING! ahaha in a joking manner. wahhhhhh...

i was actually very sad coz i missed the original 26 of 06Ao1. i noe i noe. abit too late and we all gotta go thru change but its sad. For me, i had to split away from 05S04, thn now 06A01. argh
im gonna miss Ruiming and Weilong like shit when they withdraw to go on to MassComm.

the campfire was spectacular. considering i still had energy to jump like a mad ass after my 4.5km run in the afternoon. Okay during the run i was talking so much crap with Pravin. We walked so much lah! then Mrs Annie Low saw me and she saed :

" See Jaryl who said you going to be last. So many people behind you!"

at that period of time i blushed and ran like mad all the way to school! and nearly collapsed in school. When i reached the canteen i started a high-5 frenzy with everyone i knew. I hugged so many people too. I WAS POPULAR! ahaha . Then me and Sharhana started the Pioneer Ichiban cheer while sitting under a fan in the canteen. TOTAL LUDICROUS NONSENSE I TELL YOU!!

campfire has come to an end. I jumped like a sissy when i saw Daphne in school. I hugged Ruiming when he teared. I danced like a loony with the OGLS and i cried silently at all the memories i made. All the friends i've lost and gained have made such an impact in my life. I miss those days. really i do.

but all i can say now is I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS! truly madly deeply

its fun to know that finally my life spells success.

somehow i feel that this year, i'll make things happen

and to end it all.. a final pic i took with dean in school before he went to serve the nation

u guys made it worthwhile. period

2006 will be so much better for us.

congrats keller for winning the MOST SPORTING HOUSE AWA!!!!!!RD

caught a razor butterfly at - 3:15 PM |

__ hottie

Monday, March 06, 2006

-hyperventilates-

okie i noe its not common practice for a guy to hyperventilate when seeing another guy but seriously. let me explain myself. I was in 190 just now and i took the bus with the most hottest dude i've seen. Well built, handsome ya u name it. Even Henryk and Shane lose out, hands down.

the person i saw would make the following pple do the weirdest things:

alfian would get down on his knees and blow the fellow till aridicity [ dryness ]
Haziq would conntemplate giving the hot guy a hot anal banging
Dean would pengsan
Maizura would drool and die from hyperventilation
Rez would finally give up on marrying me
Lydia would name the hottie her new booboo

me? me...? i would just stare at his muscles and dream for it.!

to be gay or not to be.. that is the true qn!

orientation?.. i give it a rating of 2.5 over 10

well its all the subject talks fault. ME AND DESIREE GONNA ROCK OG3!
yeah.. our cheers seriusly rock. im realli exhausted.
golly.. so many new faces. It was today i realised i love my old class of 06A01 alort.
the school rejected my suggestion of offering Maths, Biology and Lit. Bloody hell. so wad! I'll be back in Arts and rock the freaking faculty. I handles the whole college tour myself lehz. not bad considering i was in the council and rotted there a long time ago with Dean by my side.

tmr! tmr! yay.. games n dances! cant wait for a more enthusiastic atmosphere.

Its so good to joke around with Weilong, Deepa and Shaminah.
love u guys

caught a razor butterfly at - 10:40 PM |

__ omg

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Purpleblizzardry,
Loving Venus enters your sign today and stays there through early April. It may take a few days for this new wave of good feelings to settle in, but others might see the change in you right away. You are more popular now, even alluring. Make the most of this time by updating your wardrobe, changing your looks, and, in general, upgrading your image. Wanting to present a positive appearance is not shallow; it's about healthy self-esteem.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I'M GONNA BE POPULAR!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! O2 GONNA MAKE ME POPULAR!! i'M GONNA BE POPULAR IN PJC!!!!

this is so cool.. at the moment dean is going NS!
i told him that once he enters NS the limelight will shift on me!

okay who wants to go gym with me.. i gotta be hot and sizzling! and muscular! and HOT!!

YAY!!

IM GONNA BE THE HOTTEST INDIAN GUY!!

goodbye bollywood boys!
HELLO JARYL WHOSE MUM IS SYRIAN AND DAD INDIAN!!
IM GONNA BE THE HOTTEST!!

YAAAAAY!!

im secretly hoping eileen in my ogl partner! We'll shake our doo!!

caught a razor butterfly at - 9:26 PM |

__ dead bye

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Purpleblizzardry,
Working as part of a team isn't always easy for you Aquarians. You may be facing the unpleasant politics of group dynamics now as someone tries to maneuver others to turn against you. But manipulative tactics will only backfire on the perpetuators, so there's no need for you to play judge and jury. Be as easy-going as you can and let the events unfold without doing anything.

i almost collapsed into an epileptic fit when i read tht. Im afraid it points towards the fact that i have to work in a team during Orientation2. Golly, i've suddenly lost interest in this whole O2 thing, its like it doesnt appeal to me anymore. All these last minute stuff just sets me ablaze and knowing that my ipod got lost in a room full of OGLs and nobody saw it just ticks me off.

Did one of u guys steal it?

PAE is over and i wanna bid farewell to those from my class. 06A01. the best time i had in months. Finally i can say i had a true 1st three months experience. now we're left with a few left in class -

~~Priscilla in accountancy~~, ~~Jo the lawyer~~, ~~Farahin in poly~~, ~~Shannon the ponner~~, ~~Ruimin the mass comm-er~~, ~~WeiLong - ditto~~, ~~Yiliang in CJC~~, ~~Joel in accountacy~~, ~~Leechiu in tourism~~, ~~Daphne in ACJC~~, ~~Syaiful in Creative Media~~, ~~Firdaus in AJ/AC?~~, ~~Yvvone in some poly~~, ~~KaiWen in Mass Comm~~, ~~SiewLing in poly~~ Jaryl, Deepa, Weiliang, Farah, ~~XueTing changing combi~~, ~~Shaminah changing combi~~, ~~Wanching changing to Science~~, ~~Fauziah might change combi~~, Wenqi and Xinni

- thats like 6 pple in 06A01 left. im still indecisive about my combi.. bloody hell

here's the most memorable pictures

i miss Jo like mother !@##$% shit

shaminah is sucha tukkuputtumayam

husband and wife pair - star crossed 'lovers'

i love u guys..

ya.. and so the days of me doing the most stupidest things in the world will end on sunday 5th march; 11:59 pm.

me wearing Shaminah's hairband

me wearing Deepa's bra pads on my shoulders and 3 paper testicles on my collar during Geog lecture.

all great things will come to an eventual end
i'll miss u guys

- i wish i'll get back the old jaryl

O2 coming super duper soon....

caught a razor butterfly at - 9:22 PM |

__ sore

My knees are damn sore from all the twisting and turning i had to undergo in my dance training for OGL.

Im still rather indecisive about my subject combination. I asked Ms Tan if i should take Geog and she saed my Geog Project was the best in class. I beamed like nobody's business lah. Compliment you know. God i sound like some deranged aunty at the Pasar Malam. Thn i asked the same question to Ms Sarizah and she saed i gave her the " History Vibe " whenever i talk. I guffawed like mad.

So its history vs geog. I should follow Ms Sarizah's suggestion - go and take a look at the exam papers. HMMMMMMMM!! i did some kaypoh stuff and found out like practically all the top Arts students from most schools are from the sunject combi of Econz, History and Lit. DAMN!!

my mum told me to go NIE and show what a true teacher is supposed to be. YUP! PJC senior teachers can be a true bitch in the ass. Especially tht TUDONG. and now im so not afraid to disclose her name. Cikgu Zainon i am proud to say that you are truly the epitome of a teacher devoid of professionalism. Honestly, u lack the confidence in your students. Werent expecting 100% pass for Malay Lit? I am so happy they proved ur farking notion wrong.

Is that why u asked me whether i could pass my malay. Ur such a wet blanket. I PASSED MY MALAY! IN YOUR FACE!

i refrained from using profanities coz i used a variety of them yesterday in school. Seriously.

O2 coming soon....

caught a razor butterfly at - 3:53 PM |

__ bitter goodbye

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The world is laughing at me.
Seriously.

The A level results were qte exceptional for my sch. Pretty proud to be a pioneer at this moment =D . Sad thing was that most of the freaking top students came from the Science Stream. Bloody nerds [ no offence ].

I'll stand by your side oh divine one
I'll curb the pain; I'll be me
We'll hold your hand
If you promise not to let go

oh anyway i received a measly C5 and merit for my malay after putting in so much effort beyond my imagination. Damn im disappointed. Good thing is i wont see that EVIL TUDONG anymore. Still, the pain lingers but who cares.

I just realised what a farking bum my dad is. Really, i've kinda lost all respect for him. My mom didnt make it better by rubbing into my bloody face tht i retained. And she wants me to obtain triple A's. I fought with her. Fought hard. What my mom said kinda hurt me. Oh well. Haiz.
Suddenly OGL doesnt seem so bright to cheer me up. Im afraid im gonna ruin orientation. I'm such a wet blanket.

Digression

Pple tink Deepa and me are together. Sylvia Plath had some good banging before she committed suicide.

Fark. I cant get my results outta my head. Shit. I'm so gonna suck.

Arts or Science?
Maths or Econz or Art?

Live or die?

thanks Jaryl, u really showed me how ur spirit has deteriorated.
anyway. i seriusly despise SK. He pisses me off so bad.

caught a razor butterfly at - 8:15 PM |