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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Jaey,
Tensions build and it may take an emotional outburst to process your feelings. The problem is that you tend to be uncomfortable outside the logical realms. Ride the waves of your own emotions, even if you aren't happy about where they are taking you. Don't blame anyone else for your anxiety. The source of your uneasiness comes from within you and not from the outside.

when Tarot.com sends u such accurate shit in your email, you just know that your in for a rollercoaster ride. hurrah!

Well, today's Lit Enrichment Day was rather disappointing i think. Though Alfian Saat rocked with his readings and takes on Singaporean Identity, i thought the talk on the " Dramatisation of King Lear " was a big let down.
ohh, i have recieved three 0's for my tardiness in Lit. hooray for me being a stupid lazy ass. No im not asking for your sympathy or anything. Just stating that i have been ~~rather~~ VERY moronic.

ZERO for Pride and Prejudice quiz
ZERO for pride and prejudice contextual essay
ZERO for Lady Lazarus essay.

crap.

drama meeting was okie i guess. I have a VERY VERY low self-esteem so i tend to think that im very much inadequate for the vice-president role. There must be something that i can do right this week. please make me do something right this week.

I called someone today in favour of adik noreen.
and he called me back

Him: Hi did anyone call my handphone
Me: Hello , what?
Him: Did anyone call me hp?
Me: who is this?
Him: Denver
Me: CHEY! u dont know who i am eh. stupid ikan billis!
Him: EH u bitch. go drink ice lemon teeeeeeee!

looks like someone was paranoid! lol

i sent a damn random message to Lydia just before i stepped into the Lit lecture :

" I'm walking in the trenches of hypocrisy "

she replied me in a very panicky state just now. oh well. i seem to cause such unnecessary bother.

MAIZURA IS GONNA PASS HER CHEM!
yesssss. she isssss

my darling friend is trying hard and im so happy to see her blossoming in her chem. u go baybeh.
xinyi was trying to teach me debit and credits. hehe
u guys dunnoe how much each day we spend means to me.
and maiz is so cheeky! hint hint to ur lover boy!

an excerpt from jing's blog : -
goodbye all. leaving for beijing tomorrow. oh and jaryl, please never be a jerk! you're still the epitome of niceness among the guys i've met so far. yeahppp

beams =)

i know today's entry is rather mundane. but who cares. im kinda sick of the state im in now. like my syf character, i seem to be a pushover. I dont need anyone's sympathy, i dont need anything actually.

all i need is a nice late night chat with maiz and xinyi
all i need is a e-kiss from lydia
all i need to know is that my bestie Jo is behind me all the way and that we miss each other alort
all i need to know is that Jing will look out for me and i'll do the same
all i need to know is that you wont be offended [ although i know u would ]

oh, i'm planning to create an anthology of poems by the end of this year.
here's the first poem in the collection done by me. rate it okie:

Find

the moon dissolves into
thy milky misconceptions
don't you see the shadows engulf
i'm all alone now; solitary
yet thy face remains nameless
hold on; hold tight; fright
cherryblossoms wither down the
streak across thy back
look; listen; cry
creep through and forage
for the truth to all the fallacies
i'll weep
in deep
of the known and the knowings of you
and we'll hold hands in comtempt
for it's not too long
for i have loved
and thee -
not

caught a razor butterfly at - 9:29 PM |

jaryl's back

Monday, May 29, 2006

it really hit me hard when you said that my entries aren't the same that i usually spout out from my gargantuan mouth. I guess i was too focussed on it being ludicrous and funny instead of being a reflection of me. I just realised that im actually a real clown and i can make u guys laugh with my simple entries. been doing it for months, just abit more i guess. I owe this to you, as the song Everything by Lifehouse states -

You are the strength, that keeps me walking.
You are the hope, that keeps me trusting.
You are the light to my soul.
You are my purpose...you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

okay i spent my weekend at the Youth Outreach AIds Awareness thing at the Spring Singapore Auditorium. The chairman was this young fellow with the face of a goldfish which got punched in the face. I was complaining to Faz that each time i saw his face it just gave me the urge to give him a preppy slap. Then we found out that he is to be a student of Harvard.

GOLDFISH BOY IS A HARVARD BIATCH Y'ALL!

*not your average goldfishy but u get my drift*

" gulp gulp, and they say that the osmotic pressure affects..."

i went to the sexuality workshop after tht. Jeremy, a private student who looked more twenty ish thn 18 was in my group.

YES HE'S HOT
HOT ENOUGH TO LAND HIMSELF ROLES IN THE SINGAPORE FILM FESTIVAL!
damn.

i had a fantastic day. and takoyaki with Dean on sunday really hit the spot.

oh i promised those darn drama pics didnt i?

i was so happy lah. oh and before u utter tht the "proboscis" looks like a pair of undies lemme clarify it. Its actually my attempt of being a clown. red and yellow duct tape did the trick. Omg i love this pic lah. and my cheeks literally glistened with the amount of oil on my skin.

anyone up for bacon?!

obviously when KAKAK FIRA saed she would make me look "beautiful" in a draggish way, she wasnt a teeny eeny bit kidding.

FEAST UR EYES ON JAEYTHEGAY!

notice the bling bling under my eye? SHIZZAM!

amidst all the false eyelashed and golddust and lipstick, i can say i officially looked "hot"

ya, " hot " relatively to an orang utan.

* and the crickets go wild. AHMENG AHMENG AHMENG *

kumar could run out of business just looking at my pic.

and to imagine i walked around HCJC looking like a fat hoe. oh the joy in that.

i hope this all leads to something greater in life

CALL ME IF YOU REQUIRE TRANSGENDERED HOOKER SERVICES AT ****5697

oh!

dont forget to try the new banana milkshake by Macs

as the aunty saed it

" Ba-ni-ni-na milkshake ah boy? "

u took the words outta my mouth aunty!

- just as we seemed so distant, you brought me back to where i ought to be.
thanks

caught a razor butterfly at - 10:35 PM |

__ HOLIDAY!!

Friday, May 26, 2006

okay i just sat for my General Paper today. It was utterly difficult. I think i really screwed up my essay abit. I did on the question " The Internet is more of a curse than a blessing ". My stand was towards it being a curse. Hopefully my essay sounds convincing enough to get 30 and above. I chuckled to myself when i was reading the comprehension and the questions. The last question for the paper was -

Explain what is meant by the term " Mozart was spinning in his grave " [ 2 marks ]

alamak i nearly choked lah. SO FUNNY QUESTION!! the funnier thing was that i couldnt even answer that dub question. bloody hell.

So a week has passed and lotsa things have happened.

Pioneer Jc can be such a Cheena heaven
On monday the SC was reciting the college creed and i so couldnt control myself lah. Even my pee was laughing its urea off!

SC : to hab konfident that i can achief [ thats exactly how she saed it ]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! though thts just a snippet of her horrigible engerish it was good enough for me to start vibrating and giggling like a loony fool. Ms Noreen couldnt resist and giggled next to me lah. what to do. POOR DICTION LOSERS!!!!

Wednesday was Drama Elections!
SOOOOOOOO COOL!!

Mr Sas: Okay J1's im very happy that i have such a committed bunch and we really are appreciative...
Me: OH MY LORD
Mr Sas: WHAT IS IT JARYL??
Me: oh, its my phone mr sas. it was vibrating between my legs thats why i saed oh my lord.

GONE CASE LAH ME! AND CAN U IMAGINE THIS!! *drumroll*

IM THE NEW VICE PRESIDENT OF PJC DRAMA SOCIETY!!

HOORAY!!!!!

yay. im so gonna die with that post but hell yeah im gonna live up to it!
beams!

yesterday during p.e we played basketball. Deepa was trying to be a Ms netball-and-michael jordon-wannabe and scored most of the shots. I tripped on her shoe and actually fell ontop of her.

SQUISH! my spectacles flew off lah when i tripped on her!

thn another time i stuck out my hand and the ball rebounded on her FOREHEAD!!

AHAHAHAHAHAH! talk about a head of steel hor!
u go deepa! we love youuuuuuuu!

ahhh. its so fun!
i just passed my dumb poetry test. so sad lah.
time to boogey down and study my fat asshole off!

OH OH OH!

IM GONNA GO GYM AND BECOME A HUNK! yeah!

VICE PRESIDENT HUNK! lol
as if

- i love joyee, noreen and deepa
- i love my drama mamas

caught a razor butterfly at - 4:00 PM |

__ post-mortem

Sunday, May 21, 2006

HOLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

it's been a week full of shizz and im glad to say that im officially back in the blogosphere! No more late practices till 9pm plus, yay normal school hours finally!

IT came. I saw. WE rocked. I had lipstick all over my costume.
thats the summary of my whole SYF DRAMA experience!

the atmosphere and all, hoochie mama! i still can remember the exhilaration felt before going for the competition. our make-up artist was a TRANS Y'aLL!! no im not against them but this is the first time i had such contact with a trans and i thought she was a very very VERY nice person.

Mr Sas : okay everyone . this is FIRA
Me : * hmmmm she looks peculiar for a woman *
Fira : Hi everyone [ in a male deep tone voice ]
Me: OHH MAH LORD!

dont play play, she is our coach's , DESMOND, best friend coz matthew spotted them hugging and groping each other's butt loads of time.
TESTAMENT OF SISTERLY LOVE?

i was made to look like the rest of the chorus so they gave me really extreme female make-up. I looked like a seriously gay drag queen. oh well. the pictures of myself are still with rez who is now enjoying her butt off in Malaysia!

Desmond : Don't worry ah Jaryl, your in safe hands. KAKAK FIRA WILL MAKE YOU LOOK SEXY!
Fira: yeah. transformation eh?
Me: OHH MAH GOD IM SO IN DEEP SHIZZ LAH!

so i was made to look like a drag while i walked around the drama centre. ahahah. gone case lah me. During the performance, there was a scene where i had to topple and when i did, my top part of the costume just HAD to flip up to my face smudging the make up on it. DANG!
not to mention i had violet lipstick all over my teeth and they snapped pictures of me in that particular stupor!

looks like my dreams of winning BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR is so ruined. NEHIIIIIII!!

but we got an invitation to restage the play at the Singapore Arts Festival! but we have the mid years too. SHIT LAH!

Yesterday i had a blast at Millenia's Carnival. No the games and atmosphere wasnt tht great but rather seeing my old Westwood friends and some familiar Pioneer faces!
When we went into the Haunted House, i just laughed and laughed non stop while Maiz was screaming and grabbing me. Dean just had to be ANTI CLIMAX by asking the ghosts how much they were paid to do such stunts. gosh!

i was surfing the ANTM webby and oh my! the winner has been announced!

DANIELLE IS THE AMERICA'S NEST TOP MODEL Y'ALL
shes hot lah. but she talks abit like some ghetto rapper. ahaha

i also stumbled upon some horror pics of tyra banks at the site

her facial expression is enough to scare all the follicles at my pitties!

ahahah

i see a bright future if she manages to hook up with George Lucas or Spielberg.

i cant wait for the holidays to come. study study study

caught a razor butterfly at - 11:10 AM |

__ just another day

Saturday, May 13, 2006

DENVER THREATENS TO SLAP ME WITH IKAN GORENG IF I DONT UPDATE!~

sad man!

ahaha.

okay i have a dilemma. my drama costume for SYF is a greek robe which very much looks like a dress fit for the emmy awards y'all!

im gonna be one glamorous beyotch during syf. I tell you, they better bestow me with the " BEST ACTRESS AWARD FOR SYF DRAMA " this year, or else im gonna take several jugs of lemon tea and capish at them!

my costume is also off-shoulder which means i gotta be BARE-BODIED and display my fugly flubber-like shoulders! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

shit lah. its sleeveless so the audience has to gape at my armpits which i assure u isnt a nice site. SHIT! should i shave? ahaha but it wont me natural if i shave my pits! im a guy u noe! must be hirsute to quality and quantify as a full-fledged penis endowed male!

DAMMIT!

oh well, still got the weekend to think about my armpits dilemma!

oh. im in love with my costume designer. i think she is a mixture of iranian and american and her american accent is oh-so-orgasmic. glory of glory. I WANT U JACKLYN~

can i be ur jack so it complements ur name. *hint hint*

the hair oil Haziq passed me is so stinky. no pain no gain. i want my hair to be full and thick! not bald!

give ame another 5 yrs and u will see the hawaiian islands emulation ontop of my scalp!
in the wise BOLLYWOOD STYLE! we shout NEHI TUM MERA BALDY!

gosh. its burning my scalp and its oily and smelly. boo

i had a blast with xinyi, maizura and dean! yay

school is just so draining, syf drama in 5 days.
i hope i passed my King Lear test

dammit!!

AGAGGAAGGAAGAGAGAG! im going beserk. will someone love me?
a gerl pls. guys i will consider. yee haw.

i saw this kid humping on a purple i-gallop at Jurong Point. i guess they shld introduce sex education earlier. the sex forum at Pee-Jay-Cee was sucha bore. the guys kept on asking lame-o questions. boo

I SAW KERO FROM WWW.COLINANDKERO.BLOGSPOT.COM at JURONG POINT SERVING BUBBLE TEA AT COOL STATION!

omg omg omg

ahahaha. im tired. red bull makes me sleepy.

-guffaws-

all u muscle heads! dun show off unless u got ur thang ready y'all beyotches!

wise phrase of the week : alow alow loo loo [ from act 5 scene 1 of King Lear ]

cheerio!

caught a razor butterfly at - 8:16 PM |

__ shagged

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Every morning when i go to school, i look like a thousand man just shagged me and gave me the bukaka treatment.

oh well, thats life when SYF drama is in 12 days in addition to the fact that im in charge of set design and i have three literature tests and an econs test breathing down my neck.

i had a ball of time on thursday and friday though!

Thursday we had a sex education talk by this old doctor dude. He was darn cute with his constant laughing and presentation. During the role play he made me act like a HIV virus. OMG LAH!

Friday was so rocking coz of drama! Me and JingLing started singing so many songs in cat language lah! i bet u if there were cats in the proximity, we would have some good banging man.
When Jing alighted from the bus, she fell into a graceful stupor which left with guffawing my ass off. Thn this aunty called me xiao titi, i almost died coz i was so not a small boy. I AM A FAT LIPID SOLUBLE DUDE!

i feel so god damn shagged.
grrrrr

i decided i do not need a girlfriend neither do i need a boyfriend.

i know, it so god random.

omg the pictures of the latest America's next top model is so scandalous.

its either they hired an elephant or got a seriously PLUS-SIZED model for the photoshoot with the gerls.

eh i pity the animal lah. imagine having women pressing their bodies and lifting their legs in odd positions on u. eew. so yucks man

Fang Xuan came up to me ytd coz i was banging tge sanitary pad dispenser,

FX : Why it cant come out isit?
Me: no lah i just playing with it.
FX: ohh
Me: eh wait a minute, why u asking me? u think i want to buy the pad isit?

if i were fair, she would have seen me turn a fair shade of pink

her grand mama and mom might be diva's but she sure aint one yet
im actually qte glad she's out.

thats all bitches
leaving u guys with this video!

caught a razor butterfly at - 12:29 AM |

__ nomore drama

Monday, May 01, 2006

*sweeps dustballs aside*

god has this blog gone to the gutters? HELL NO BITCHES!

IM BACK AFTER A WHOLE WEEK OF SHIT IN SCHOOL! HOORAY!!

okay, after so much drama during drama practice i decided that i really needed to unwind and what better way then to do it with your two bestest guy friends and Lydia!

So it started with me wanting to register my god damn M1 register card and ended with high-end couture pictures. EAT YOUR HEART OUT NIGEL BARKER AND ALL YOU ANTM BITCHES.

/ trying to be the epitome of fierce beauty while waiting for my cheeseburger.
i looked bored rather thn fashionable - guffaws -

after dinner i decided to meet my hot gerlfren outside of the Mcdonald's outlet.
we took some time off to fondle , smooch and other M-18 stuff, strike one for the bitch [ me ]

/ the taste of ur lips equated to the seaweed shaker fries i had

dean decided to take it a notch higher and have actual contact with the sick clown we all adore.

/ the nonchalance on my face explains why dean is so perverse

and then our resident photographer mr Haziq aka hottie of the century decided to take pictures of us!

hooray!

talk about indian inspiration

/ i never knew with the amount of blubber i had, i could bend my leg that far.

/ me trying to act hot as usual! wheeeeeeeeeeeee

we were waiting like fools from 1130 to 1245 am for my damn card to be registered! it was funt o just hang out and bitch with them. eventhough me and haziq had a brief touch with the supernatural, it was all worth it

today we went to IMM to catch up with the sale trends in Daiso. Besides opening a bottle of fizzy drink and watching it spill all over the place, i had lotsa fun again. Haziq was being a hottie - checked out by everyone you noe!

i had such a wonderful chat with Haziq. truly

- there's nothing wrong being gay,
if only some hot sexy mama or papa would sweep me off my feet

caught a razor butterfly at - 2:11 AM |