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early birdie

Friday, June 23, 2006

Well, this is quite an unearthly hour for me to blog at. 7am and i'm awake? Now thats whacked - out.

DAMN MY TUMMY IS RUMBLING LIKE SHIZZ!

anyway, im proud to say that i have studied a whee bit. yup and squeezed in time to watch cheaper by the dozen and the sequel to it too. It was rather amusing and made me feel all i-wanna-have-sex-and-start-a-family-now . I wonder how my mum would feel was my brother moves out and maybe when i leave this stupid dump of a nation. She would have my little sis for company and that is not really a joyful sight. Maybe i won't leave.

Singapore Idol was brilliant because Meryl the out of pitch politician wannabe got ousted out but managed to slither her way through into the wildcard round. I was shocked that the judges said that Meryl was really disappointing after they reviewed the show. Like duh bitches, that's why she should just focus on her A Levels and get those damned straight A's that every melioris wannabes would want to achieve.

MY TEEHEE GIRLFRIEND GAYLE NERVA GOT INTO THE WILDCARD!

yes, i'm starting to see the point of having a " celebrity" crush like noreen. But Noreen's crush is a real celebrity in the real world. Mine is like an ikan billis [ nowhere near Denver though ] compared to other celebrity crushes. Im putting my bets on Gayle, Nurul and Jay to enter and the last lucky ass will forever remain a mystery until next week.

Just to show off that i studied, did you know that earthquakes with a reading of 8.0> only occur once every 15 years or so. That's Geography for you.

I miss Haziq alot. We're gonna have a nice chat and gossip session next friday after my exams are done.

SHIT I HAVEN TOUCHED A CRAP FOR MY LIT!

anyway, i feel like just seating on a park bench and watching civilisation pass by.
Anyone up for it?

i'll be off to the wet market in a while, gonna follow my mum and pasar my ass off.

gonna make some jap food and learn to finally use the Microwave oven that has been nesting in the kitchen for eons.

i heard girls dig guys who can cook. * hint hint *

Esther im so glad i have you as my bestie for 10 years. still counting babe!

suddenly i see , why you mean so much to me

caught a razor butterfly at - 7:05 AM |

movies in the wee hours

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

okay, instead of brandishing a full set of stationery and plunging into studying, i actually took the opportunity to spice up my lit journals and personalised it.

So im happy to say that when school reopens, i will look HOT [ as i always seem to try ] walking down the aisles with my Literature journals. Yup, it has not benefit whatsoever other than helping me be more glamourous. I'm so gonna end up a drunk poet with fancy books and nothing more.

Like Daphne said, " Girls make their notebooks prettier to study better "
Now the question on everyones' minds is :

Does Jaryl actually possess a pair of testicles and a penis?

If so, why does he prefer to adopt a female approach at note-taking and note accessorising?

Shoot me, i have no answers to that either.

Anyway after all that hullabaloo, i decided to watch the Scary movie Trilogy coz i so wanna watch the upcoming one.

GOD IT IS SO HILARIOUS! i laughed like a wacko and mind you, this was in the wee hours of the morning. TURN OFF FACTOR!

i just finished watching the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. And i must say it is a perfect chick flick which dumbass auto-pilot guys e.g. thunder thighs and smart asses should watch to know how real gerls and guys should get. Its really touching and i actually teared. Im a junkie for this kinda things.

It really reminded me of my two besties now, no matter what, no matter where. We're always nearby right? Even in the deepest trenches, i have u guys. Im seriously happy i had Dean to back me up when i stepped into PJC. Yeah. IM SO EMO!

oh i watched Singapore Idol too. BLOODY POOP!

im flabbergasted that Meryl from RJC got superb comments when her voice sounds very i-believe-i-can-sing-but-i-too-cheena-to-make-it.

DAMMIT! SHE'S ALREADY IN RJC WHAT! WHAT MORE DOES SHE WANT

half of those assholes are gonna turn out to be ministers of state, members of the parliament and event have a shot of outwitting our president. Now they want to dominate the entertainment scene in Singapore. Gosh its never ending for this elites. Damn them.

thats why i rather fly off

its lotsa frolicking and snogging with kangaroos for me.

- i hope

caught a razor butterfly at - 9:46 PM |

torch-holder's dream

Monday, June 19, 2006

I had a kinda unexpected cum weird dream two nights ago. I dreamt of my secondary 4 class back in Westwood.

I was in a classroom while my ex form and chem teacher was advising my friends on their A Level examinations, all of a sudden she turns to be and teaches me Geography.

Dang Nabbit! I better lay off those drinks.

1 more week to my exams.

- i'm still standing still in the dark, remembering the promise you gave me two years ago

: i can't forget your face, though i want to.

all i need is some form of subtle closure.

or i could go get myself a boyfriend.

* time to get a partner with a name starting with the letter J

caught a razor butterfly at - 9:17 PM |

a night of hooch, e33 and long island tea

Sunday, June 18, 2006

THE CHALET WAS SO FUN! OH MAH POOPSIES! I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH THE SAME BUNCH OF PEOPLE I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH !

though the chalet was abit of a let down in terms of the chalet house itself and our neighbours, it was still relatively fun. Next to us the mat and minah gang kept on blasting weird malay tunes and never ever seem to inhabit the inner portions of their chalet, they just sat outside displaying beer filled bellies and BBQ-ed like no tomorrow. Not forgetting the drummer anjadis who insisted in listening to typical serangoon road songs and drummed like they were gonna take part in the national tabla competition or something. Im not being racist here but that was how they depicted themselves to me and i found it utter disgusting. The first day was damn tiring as i found myself ramming into many bike riders and grazing and bumping myself while trying to learn to bike. gosh i hate not being able to bike. Thankfully Charm and WL helped me out and i managed to glide with a little ease. After that we all sat our lovely booties and watched the freaking tv from 8pm all the way to 1130pm and saw ourselves cussing at many many things! ahahahah.

OH I FINALLY MET JOYEE'S AHEM AHEM!

he brought us to fisherman village which is a pub so secluded i bet all the cik pon's and hantu's reside after 3am. We drank hooch since it was the only available form of alcohol and played " have you ever.. " and had a fantastic chat about sex. goodness. Talk about mature sex education ah? After that, we went back at roughly 2am and we almost got into a sweet-smelling frangipani death trap. Thankfully we didnt lah, and noreen was very insightful as we all pissed about the PAP . I learnt how to play TaiTi and lost almost every round except for 2 [ with the help of Lester ] to Noreen the queen of cards.

ESCAPE THEMEPARK WAS HECK FUN!

yup, it was hilarious during the rainbow ride because Noreen kept on screaming " STOP IT! STOP IT! LEMME DOWN~ " God i laughed so hard as we got squashed by each other continuously. It was really hilarious! SUPERBLY FUNNY!

the best ride was the WET & WILD! I felt the algae-filled water trickle down my butt crack as we ascended towards the top and when we plunged down twice, we were soaked to the bone. Thanks to dear Noreen, my boat with her nearly capsized coz we kept on rocking it and shouting like mad fools! Really fun! I even had to hold onto my specs during the revolution ride as it nearly flew off and i had to keep my eyes shut as my seat rotated 360 degrees all around! FREAKY LAH I SWEAR I NEARLY PEED IN MY PANTS!

ORGASMIC PEE PART 2!

hahaha. Jenny returned from Indonesia and cabbed to Costa Sands and we all went out to buy back somemore booze. Crazy lah! the 7-11 guy thought she was a hooker and was so hitting on her. God, he must have thought we were two third world nation kids she picked up on one of her thailand trips.

I LOVE YOU JENNY!

Jenny also slept on me coz she saed i was really comfy. DAMMIT!

i bet at this moment, KINGKOIL should just hire me to provide blubber to build their superior matresses. I dont mind! ahahaha, i want to be muscley and skinny with just enough fats for people to hug and sleep on! *wink wink*

FUN FUN FUN!

And sweet ~~"old"~~ young Jenny suddenly jumped out of the bed at 4am plus witha brilliant idea of dragging us to the Airport. SO we all made a trip there and walked around aimlessly and eventually tried waiting for the sky train :

Korean Lady [ K.L ] : Boy is this the sky train?
Me: yes
K.L : how long?
Me: i dunnoe
K.L : Boy are you confused?
Me: WHAT? EXCUSE ME?
K.L : Are you confused? CONFUSED?
Me: NO!
K.L : are you SURE?
ME: YES!
K.L : I am confused about my e-ticket..

I immediately ran off! ahahaha, Jenny wanted to eat BK so we all pigged out there and cabbed down back. All 7 of us tried to squeeze into a bed again and slept for roughly an hour and finally got back home. I still managed to find the energy to meet my two best homies Dean and Lydia and we pigged out and roamed town !

the revelation made sense. it all made sense
i guess listening to haziq soill his guts helped me to handle it better
i love you even more now

yesterday during my aunts birthday party, i managed to play with the 3 illustrious Charlie Angels that always wreaked havoc in my aunts home. GOODNESS ITS TRUE

Adeline the 1 yr old kid almost made me die several times when she attempted to stick her finger into the fan. GOSH I COULD HAVE DIED THERE AND THEN!
Michelle, was better behaved and i enjoyed blowing the horn and playing with her.
Evelyn the eldest of the lot, scolded and rolled her eyes at me!

AND THEY ARE ALL LITTLE TODDLERS!

SHEESH!

hahaha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHMENG!
- my one true orange haired and saggy breasted love!

pics -

* i believe i can flyyyyyyyyy... *

* which one of u tits made me look like the statue of liberty? *

* being at the airport at 5am makes u do wild stuff *

WHAT A LONG ENTRY! PHEWWWWW

my pjc love

caught a razor butterfly at - 10:25 PM |

filibuster pants

Sunday, June 11, 2006

okayyyyyy, how to i put it. THE LEADERSHIP COURSE WAS BEYOND AWESOME!
dammit, i was way wrong about it. It wasnt a tiny bit cliche, in fact, it was out of this world.

it packed emotions with fun and i really got pushed way beyond my potential and limits.

Throughout the two days :

I had facilitators shout at me to deter me and break my concentration while tugging and pushing
my friends as they acted like obstacles for my goals

I had to stand up on a table and deliver a speech while the audience acted all rowdy

I had to overcome my fear of heights and plunge down through a trust fall

I got lifted and thrown over a web obstacle and fell on my fat ass

I learnt what it was like to be me

it was really fun, and thanks to my facilitator it really rocked.
in the finale we threw my facilitator in the air and did a victory dance.

- i still have the remnants of En Liang's & Deepa's vandalism on my poor melanin deprived skin.
and thanks to Faz, i was made to think my legs would be amputated and cancer-stricken

i really miss drama with the senior mama's. here's some pics that usha just gave me, gosh it brought back memories

Lydia: oh jaryl, i'm all yours sugar-pie..

Rez: DAMMIT MUST YOU BE THAT TALL! SON OF A ...

* now u noe why the raised the minimum age to get a driver's license*

* like gerlfren, we aint gonna give a hoochie mama's ass to you*

YEEHAW~

- i cant wait for the chalet

I HAVE YET TO FOCUS ON MY STUDIES!

oh did i tell you, i got the highest in class for my King Lear test
17/25

teehee! im not showing just being cute! TEEHEE!

caught a razor butterfly at - 1:12 AM |

premature-ship

Thursday, June 08, 2006

I suddenly had the thought to end this whole blogging spree and officially shut down this blog. I found it very queer for me to think along that line. Come september this year, www.hippoballoo.blogspot.com will have reached its 2nd birthday, not that it matters but its nice and reassuring to know.

okay, promise you guys wont laugh when i tell you this. Promise?

[ we promise ]

okay good, everyone in school and some outside think im gay

[ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WAAKAKAKAKA! AHAHAHAHAHAAH! ]

eh i thought u guys said u wont laugh?

[ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! ]

OKAY FINE! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT~

[ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ]

God i give up..

i have this stupid leadership course tomorrow, i gurantee it will be uber boring. seriously!

shit, i feel damn lousy now, SHITTT!

caught a razor butterfly at - 12:16 AM |

sunny side up

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Haziq the rich gigolo wanted to go down to town. So me and innocent Dean tagged along merrily in suite of the " most exciting shopping experience " any 18 year could embark on!

but before even that, me and dean acted like little innocent saints and went to church. boy did i feel good about. i felt so enlighted and light [ though i easily weigh a ton ] .

at town we were up to our usual antics, bitching and going on gay radar! and holie rolie polie were there ALOT of gay wannabes and hotties wannabes. This is why i insist on shopping in the heartlands, its so much more gentle on my nerves. Like i saed, whenever i see a hottie, i feel so compelled to punch him! its the jealousy factor u see! damn i need therapy!

while we were walking, we saw soooo many police bikes . Dean and I thought some foreign dignitary was in town. When the white car passed us, we were flabbergasted to see the person in it!

IT WAS PRESIDENT S R NATHAN Y'ALL PAP LOVING BIATCHES!
holie rolie polie.

he was waving in the queen/kumar manner yet nowan took notice and waved back.
we guffawed like no tomorrow at how silly the scene was. well at least im proud to say i saw the president in person. beams!

we cabbed back and camwhored in the taxi while i discussed my sudden interest in going clubbing during my chalet. damn. should i? it wold serve as a rather exhilarating adventure for me. i could get drunk, hook up with a male prostitute and contract HIV all in one night. sheesh

oh did i mention that i saw ms ooi and ms tan pei lin , the two MAJOR lesbos that have walked the face of westwood secondary teacher history. yup. i hope they had a good finger f***ing time shopping at paragon!

we met ms tan ai lin, who is the most sweetest teacher in the world. she said my laughter is still the same from secondary school. teehee!
okay laughing in the "teehee" manner was my attemp of acting cute, not like im not already cute, but no harm acting. lol

eh im damn fat lah, at the rate im going. im so gonna burst and go KAPLISH by the end of the holidays. so unfair i tell. im gonna workout from now to june 13 so that i can look hawt for the class chalet. im gonna fetch me some abercombie&fitch merchandise to match the look!

SIZZLE SHIZZAM BITCHES!
BIG MAMA JARYL IS BACCCCCCKKK!

yeah u heard it rite!

HOLLER BACK!

oh, i had to most ludicrous chat with my cuzzin just now. I LOVE U STEPHY!

Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
I MAKE U VASANTHAM PRINCESSSS
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
ENA DEI PRATA CHAPPATI IDLI DEI!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
HAHAHAH!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
YOU FORGOT THOSAI!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
THOSAI LA DEI!
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
ALAMAK
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
I NOE LAH
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
NO ALAMAK.
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
DUN DUN
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
it's kadavele, or something like that
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
LATER ALL MY MURUKKU AND ACHAR FALL DOWN
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
HAHAH!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
THEN UR MIXTURE? HHAHAHAH!
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
aiyah, what mixture lah dei. we all use powder, masala, BELNDED MIXTURE
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
HAHAHA.

yurp, u can SO TELL that we are blood related!

eh i need cash lah. im broke like shizz and there is so many movies to catch, damn unfair

if i were hawt and sexy i dun mind selling myself but im like a tub of lard lah!

damn! maybe ill be some fat gigolo prancing around in a tight spandex top looking for my prey along geylang lorong 13!

YEEHAW!!!

and i havent started studying yet too. double shit!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
oh well. 3 more weeks to the exams, time to boogey down to studying!

caught a razor butterfly at - 11:34 PM |