______FarTs and ShittinG*
Saturday, December 04, 2004
...woke up late...argh..hahax..weLL tts me..aLwaes waking up late..snoreZz...haziq koLLed in the morninG saeing tt he cLd maKe it fer baNd..so we boTh headed to WwsS...i toked to Mdm Kaliani and shE saEd tht hEr daughtEr ish oso aiming fer NJC...yaaaaay...gort fren liao..hahax..i noe..i am a guy hu awaiTs eagerLy fer simpLe pleasures to aDD sum spice to mu oreaDi mundane Life..aniwaE i went up and saW Mr David Wong teaching them oReadi..i wuz daMn scaRed man..i tot he wLd Roar or maybe bLast me on the Head wif his baSs Thrombone..hahax..vivd imagination huh??....Turned out..he was freaking nice....toked nonsenz most of the time..muz run in the FamiLy coz Mr wong is ozo prone to corny jokes and weird gestures....[[ no nd to elaborate on tt..... ]]...he toked abt shitting and how in resembles the wae we need to puSh the air to aid in our pLaying..i noe it sounds raTher crude bt tts how he saed it..thn he toLd us aBt his fren hu amaZingLy farts in a tuning note pitch..oh my...he saed it has tone and feeL to0...eew..imagine tt...weLl at Least if his frenz has insufficient breath he can alwaeS uSe his bum to aSSist...eew...weird frenz..weird brothers..extremely talented..musicaLly inclined.....weird combi man..nuntheless..i am happie to haf them as my conduktors..adds flavour...
weLL....maii had to break the truth abT cHinese High..hahax..she anD DeaN haf been hiding the facT tt they weNt to tHe conceRt frM Haziq and everythinG came outta the bag todae..po0r maii....hahax....on the journey home..me crapped wif Haziq..maii..sHeriL..Naz coz her sis hash her prom todae and wuz doing her hair at the saLon near my home....met them and did this chase fOr a special spray tt Haziq needed..it wuz not in sight at aLL..po0r boi..hehehe...aniwae..Shae Looked nice wif the new hairstyLe...wannabe prom queen..hahax..aniwae she saed she like my noSe..beri farni shae..it was an inside joke tt Naz toLd me before hand..phew..my nose rathe large..hahax..perfect fer the hoLidae season...i can either pLay the paRt of Frosty the snowMan or Rudolph..hmmmmm...
This sundae ish HER bdae..i honestLy dunnoe wad to do..i am noT gonna bother picking up the pHone to koLl HER coz it wLd to to0 awKward...wad am i goNNa saE to her..maybe i wiLL seNd her an e-card...bt i wudnt bother to write anitin speciaL..haiz...i juz dunnoe wad to do..its to painfuL to tink aBt..i juz wish sumtimes time wLd staNd stiLL anD Let me waLk pass it w/o a second gLance...bt its imposSibLe.........
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