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__ hairy situation part 2

Sunday, March 12, 2006

my hair was getting abit shaggy so i decided to dawdle towards the nearest and most affordable salon in Jurong West. Simple. Open door. Take a seat. Cut my hair. Leave. rite?

Scene 1: -action-

Jaryl: opens door
Hairstylist: Hello my friend!!
Jaryl: -gasps-

okay, my hairstylist looks like a hybridisation experiment gone wrong. He looks like a woman who had undergone some corrective surgery in the ahem ahem zone.

yup thats more or less a potratit of my hairstylist with the exception tht my hairstylist is a little - cough uglier cough -

and so i wauted patiently and noticed that there was an AH SOH getting her hair permed. Goodness she must have been like 60 years old but still was brandishing a full set of jet black and CURLY hair! somehow i felt enticed by how her curly hair resembled some form of hypnotic device!

next to her, an AH BENG was getting his hair dyed in a goldenrod kinda color. a little like a tamarin.

then it was my turn. thank goodness

Hairstylist: short rite?
Jaryl: erm ya
Hairstylist: wah ur hair long very nice
Jaryl: ya i noe
Hairstylist: if you keep your hair long must use treatment and do at home. Wah so long u never come, i thought you flew to another planet.
Jaryl: No lah!
Hairstylist: so u watch alot of movies. Now got nice nice movies
Jaryl: YA!

-customer comes in-

Aunty: ahhhh, give my son the latest hairstyle! CHINAMAN HAIRSTYLE!
Jaryl: wth 0__0
Hairstylist: ah. ur hair very nice. not too long not too curly. If u keeo long must come and rebond okie
Jaryl: -in comatose state-

and i ran out of the shop. yup. i still dunnoe why i frequent that salon knowing how loony the hairstylist is. guess its for the cheap thrill.

Dean msged me ytd night. Totally perked me up.

class outing this thursday if im not wrong.

talking about shaggy hair.. have u seen ryan cabera's hair?
looks like he sat a shagged poodle on his head.
well for all those who think that Dean wont be hot after his haircut, think again!!

thats Mollie Sue. one of the contestants on ANTM cycle 6. Singapore has yet to show it though!
the picture screams " feel my bald head u loser . "

i bet all those bald fetish losers are having orgasms at this moment!

losers. u haven seen me bald! i'll be ur fantasy!

god i sound so gay. sheesh

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