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Thursday, April 06, 2006

SCREW THE BLOODY HIATUS!

obviously all those lazy bum crap i've been having for the past month has finally ceased! Hooray! I would like to say that,

I'M BACK BITCHES! WATCH OUT!

okay for those who caught American Idol 5 on television, please raise your hands if you thought the result show was a total blasphemy!
*raises hands*
Like WTF is wrong with america! c'mon i bet even those ah peks, ah sohs, ah bengs and ah lians would have chosen a better LOSER!

grrrr. first it was Lisa thn now Mandisa. I hope Singapore idol wont be a downer because the advertisements are seriously turning me off. Whoa Whoa Whoa! i hope the new judge Jacintha whoops ass!

anyway. a darling tribute to Mandisa

i can almost imagine her saying

" Screw you Paris. I'll be back to whoop your damn assholes you pimps in Americal Idol "

ahh. sweet nonchalance. I love you Mandisa! you've been my beacon of light in terms of weighty issues. Let us lipids-based people succeed in life. * lipids = fats *

Anyway for p.e today, it was rather exhilarating.

I did 12 pull-ups. Let me rectify that statement.
I did 12 ASSISTED pull-ups
I did 12 ,ASSISTED BY 4 GUYS, pull-ups

im so gonna "pass" my NAPHA test. the joy in that. grrrr. and someone from the canteen actually clapped when i was finish with my pull-ups. golly.

- during gp -

Ms Sarizah hands out a worksheet with " sex " as the theme

Ms Sarizah: okay class we are gonna talk about POPULATION
Me: WHAT??? COPULATION??

can u blame me? Freudian slip man!

goodness. the rain almost pelted me to death today. thank god for my weak umbrella which was only able to shield my frontal portio of my frame. bleargh!

eh!

Have you guys seen the contestants of Ms Universe Singapore?

only thing i can compliment them about is tht all the finalist have proper names. Nothing CHEENA! thank god. i would have puked if , lets say , Woo Ming Beng would have won. SOOOOO CHEENA! but not this year! we even got a scientist as a contestant. wah. im impressed!

wheeee. drama or debates! grrrr im torn! but my heart totally belongs to drama now.
we picked rubbish at East Coast yesterday. Jing met her prospectuve husband.

he was like adjusting his thong like swimming trunks and kept stealing glances at us. He kept on picking his privates lah. what the hell. so not a turn on. Well thats beside the fact tht he looked 50 yrs old. ahaha. and we found a little sprout at the exact spot he was picking his trunk at. golly talk about rejuvenation!

im like dying in econs and geog! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
save me!

boohoo!

i cant wait for the tests next week and for drama.

daddy, you brought this upon yourself
you'll never know the fear
you'll never know the hurt
never, until now

im not the Jaryl you know, there's definitely more than meets the eye
im so happy i got WeiLiang, Joyee, Noreen, Deepa and Hikari to get me through in class.

Where'd you go
i miss you so.

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