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Saturday, April 15, 2006

closure of another week huh? in a sense yes and no. Its been rather turbulent but what the heck.

my sister has evolved into a nerd at Primary Six level. She scored full marks for her science tests. yes TESTS! PLURAL! and while studying for her test she gave me this snippet of info -

my sis : Do you know if u rub two breasts together u can create friction. Friction causes fires.

wow. Talk about a revamp in the syallabus. they should introduce sex education as a PSLE subject. Sure my sister will get top honours! Well in more ways than one, she's like me.

before i go on, i would like to say that i got a FREAKING BAND 1 FOR MY PROJECT WORK!
YAY!!!!
When Daniel told me, i got dizzy. Maybe it was running 10 rounds non-stop. OMG!
Mrs Yeo said that only 5 % in Singapore have Band1 students.
Like how cool is that!
My mom is uber proud since this is like a first bounce since my retainee crap.

and for all those who have watched my weight loss statistics closely - bad news

I GAINED A KG!
DAMMIT! I SOUND LIKE A GIRL LAH! DISCUSSING WEIGHT LOSS!!

boo

I really enjoyed yesterday. im not bragging but ytd was the first time i was praised academically. [ in chronological order ]

First Praise - Ms Tan : How's school Jaryl? Your Econs teacher said that u have a very good working attitude and your really trying your best in Econs.

Second Praise - Mrs Yeo : WELL DONE AND CONGRATULATIONS FOR UR PW JARYL!

Third Praise - Ms Lim : Class if u want good examples of bio essays please read those done by Jaryl

Fourth Praise - Ms Chua : Eventhough Jaryl didnt know what he was talking about, whatever he saed is relevant as a univerisity thesis paper topic and point.

ahhh. those words. those pure orgasmic words.

anyway we were discussing about sex. as in the lit students or rather some of us plus En Liang. En liang is gross lah. he saed there is such a thing as Nasal sex.

CAN U IMAGINE THAT?
HAVING SEX WITH A NOSE.

ewww. i know a nose holds two nostrils so that equates to double the pleasure, but still! ITS A NOSE! gross. imagine all the boogers mixed with semen.
wow! concoction made in heaven!

i have so much homewerk and tests to study for. hooray for J1 life. seriously its more interesting and exciting now!

oh ya! a squirrel visited us during drama!

squirrel : WASSUP BITCHES! I CAN ACT TOO!

the gerls all screamed and i guffawed like a loony asshole! Marian had to save us by opening all the LT doors and risked her head being victimised by the squirrel. poor squirrel. I bet it was trying to audition the part of the armadillo in our play " Feeding the Armadillo ".

Honestly PJC is like a zoo. Besides all the other animals we call students, i've met squirrels, snakes and monito lizards in school campus. Hooray!

im in love with TSUBASA CHRONICLE AND THE SOUNDTRACK TO IT!
random i know!

anyway have u guys watched the vid of "pump it" by the BEP?

take note of the last part where Fergie [ the female singer ] fights n flaunts her boobs!
LIKE WTH!
SHE BLASTED THE GUYS WITH HER BOOBS LAH!
inhumanely possible
if it were possible i know of a few pple who would have blasted me away with the momentum of their mammary glands. like eew!
so not HAWT!

cant wait for tmr ! I SMELL MUTHYA'S CURRY! ahaha
yeah right!

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