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Thursday, April 20, 2006

CONGRATULATIONS AND CELEBRATIONS!

i'm very gay [ happy not homosexual ] that ACE IS OUT OF AMERICA IDOL!

i seem to have this urge to punch all those hottie-wannabes and good looking guys!
grrrr. c'mon, i know america was just keeping him in for the eye candy factor and the fact that he is able to reach high notes just makes me contemplate the presence of testosterone in his blood.

yeeeeaaahhh,

anyway i was walking innocently under this tree and when i peeked up i saw this black bra just " chilling on the bough " of the tree.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

i think the pigeon was intending to nest in it. lets see, one cup holds two eggs?
its either ERO has come up with a new variety of bras tht allows u to camouflage ur cleavage in the trees or some lunatic woman jumped up the tree and fell off topless leaving her bra as proof of such an endeavour!

anyone interested in a boyfriend?

i dont mind being a gay boyfriend. SUPER LOL! call me at 8191****

i provide quintessential services!

not THAT kind of services u perverts!! more of like cleaning n smooching! yeehaw!

yeah as if im some kinda casanova witha hot bod!

anyway,

things in the realm of friendship has become abit topsy.
i wonder if people gossip about me the same way people gossip about you-know-who
*ponders*

I MISS ALEX! HE HASNT BEEN ONLINE! boo..

oh remember i said tht pjc is a zoo

so true. we got attacked by a wasp last economics tutorial. the whole class was disrupted while i guffawed uncontrollably. eventually the bee whammed itself into the fan and sailed through the air and landed on the floor.

- 1 minute of silence for the fan for going through such a trauma -
- another 1 minute of silence for the wasp which helped us add colour to econs -

ahh brave souls, brave sould indeed

DRAMA HAS BECOME SO COOL!

we had to come up of characters for our chorus

Me: Hi my name is obisome and im a coward
Coach: WHAT??!!
Me: ooobiiiisooooom
Coach: im sure u mean OBISEM! the other pronounciation sounds so KAMPONG! JARYL WERE U A MAT IN YOUR PREVIOUS LIFE?

boo. so much for creativity. ahaha

im so gonna fail my king lear test today. all i understand is that the all die eventually. hooray!
if only i could make the characters in Pride and Prejudice die too, then it would be exciting!

and i realised the China scholars in Pjc speak way better thn the cheena losers in school!

Scholar : When me and my friends were in the hostel, we went to babiQ!

LOL!!
ahh the joy in being me.
the nasal sex addicition in class has died down
thank god

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