unfortunately for you , im a male bitch
i'm single, unabashed and some label as a gay-wannabe
throw yourself in a duffle bag 'coz the epitome of hypocrisy is me
kiss, kill, relish
*smooches*
and if this happen to make u say " GAYSHIT " then i suggest you go
get yourself a half priced life during the Great Singapore Sale
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
i'm so gonna emulate maizura when i sae this but wad the heck. RAHHHHHHHHH!! and also a glorious HEEHIP!!
the BBQ at Tanya's house was inexplicably and totally exhilirating shit! okay.. i'll try my best to recall the events chronologically. we arrived at the condo and dean kept on bitching about the whole interior of the condo. Honestly, he bitches about everything and anything under the sun and thts why we all love him so much. Okay thn Me, Dean and Leedeeya practically became the hosts and hostess alike since "some" people decided to just sit on their smelly godforsaken bums *hint hint: they were all occupants of the friggin condo * it kinda pissed me off abit and it soon snowballed into a super bitchfest when a certain BBQ DICTATOR in the form of a 30 yr old aunty with the mentality of a senile asshole decided to reign all over us. poor dean.. i sympathise with u.. the ultimate piss off of tht day was this
Jaryl and Lydia : *glazing of the grill in progress* BBQ bitch : Is it really necessary to have the aluminium foil? Jaryl: *stunned* = and the crickets went wild in the silence= Jaryl : *finally gotten his composure* But how sure are we tht the metal grill would be clean? BBQ bitch and her imbecilic [ extra ] minion : BBQ is in itself unhealthy. The carbon gives it extra flavour.
EXCUSE ME??.. EXTRA FLAVOUR??.. which farking planet did u come from. for goodness sake. UR A FARKING NURSE!! i shudder at the knowledge tht Singapore has such pple in the Health Board. ARGH!! calm down jaryl.. breathe in.. breathe out.. god i need yoga or pilates to nurse my emotions.
sooooooooo.. ya.. Tanya's uncle reminded me of my brother.. and he was sooo nice.. serving us and all tht.. goodness lah.. and we sat bitching while dean and I made weird noises to taunt certain " hotties wannabes " of close proximity from us. We did lotsa crazy stuff.. from walking.. hoping across the pool.. and all tht
We saw this French gerl dressed up in a red stunning cheongsam who made such an out-of-this world request to Yina. Get this : SHE WANTED YINA TO PUSH HER INTO THE POOL! Dean saed we communicated with a ghost [ tht french gerl ]. Seriously, i wont doubt him.
Yeah so we ranted and raved about all our disastrous sad lives as singles, all except Yina coz she is in a wonderful relationship. I was wearing the necklace Shaun gave her the whole day. I'm so shameless lah. Anyway at tht moment i really felt like i wanted a gerlfren.. honestly..
i dun want any Angelina Jolie [ since Aruna told me not to trust BIG LIPS ]
I might consider Kim from ANTM [ if she werent a gerl lover ]
I wouldnt mind snogging E.T [ but seeing he's attached to tht young lad with the torch, so ya wadeva ]
sooo.. i'll just shaddup and snog the best bunny in the world.. LAdies and Gentlemen meet my gerlfren:
aint he just the most gorgeous thing u've seen. Perfect teeth, sexy torso.. drools..
