unfortunately for you , im a male bitch
i'm single, unabashed and some label as a gay-wannabe
throw yourself in a duffle bag 'coz the epitome of hypocrisy is me
kiss, kill, relish
*smooches*
and if this happen to make u say " GAYSHIT " then i suggest you go
get yourself a half priced life during the Great Singapore Sale
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
OMG OMG OMG OMG!! i miss my friends so much.. ytd was like some old screening of sec four life for me. As i was walking home [alone] i bumped into haziq. WHEEEEEE. imagine that! I have not seen him for like freaking two months and we stay in bloacks tht are side by side. goodness.. as i was looking at his provocative pictures [ shant say much ] i felt someone poke me with an umbrella.. MY MOMMY LORH!! oh dear.. and u noe wad she saed?
My mommy : Jaryl! Who is that girl next to you?.. Haziq? HAZIQ WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HAIR?
in layman terms, super embarrassing. In Singaporean terms.. PAISEH!!
as we were walking somore.. we met the DIVA of Jurong West. Ms Bitchy Dean. Ya its all about us people!!
okay so me and Dean were bitching about this guy with GADANGDANG bangs lah, in short fraking long hair. ANDDDDD when tht guy turned back i almost suffered a seizure coz it was Hazwan. Oh dear.. the hair. so long. i can. FAINT!! so lets talk about hair... u can find it aniwer..
on your legs
armpits
[ i almost puked looking at it.. gross.. ]
and in some places i'm not allowed to show u pictures of but u get my drift since we all have gone thru puberty. the worst thing about hair is seeing realli farking long HAIR on guys.. golly!!
why what a beautiful damsel. turn around now.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
male: [ deep sultry voice ] oh baby.. u and me.. we can braid our hair like little sissy gerls and prance around like Heidi. Then we shall eat muffins under the stars.. groovy baybeh! Have u met my friend?
the real GOLDILOCKS!!
-guffaws-
god im sucha loser lah.. sorrie. in a few years time i'll be
SO BALD THT A CUE BALL WOULD LOSE OUT
all hail the old demi moore!!
tata pple.. and ya good luck for the O's
gosh.. i miss my old academic life.. well onli a bit
