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Monday, May 29, 2006

it really hit me hard when you said that my entries aren't the same that i usually spout out from my gargantuan mouth. I guess i was too focussed on it being ludicrous and funny instead of being a reflection of me. I just realised that im actually a real clown and i can make u guys laugh with my simple entries. been doing it for months, just abit more i guess. I owe this to you, as the song Everything by Lifehouse states -

You are the strength, that keeps me walking.
You are the hope, that keeps me trusting.
You are the light to my soul.
You are my purpose...you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

okay i spent my weekend at the Youth Outreach AIds Awareness thing at the Spring Singapore Auditorium. The chairman was this young fellow with the face of a goldfish which got punched in the face. I was complaining to Faz that each time i saw his face it just gave me the urge to give him a preppy slap. Then we found out that he is to be a student of Harvard.

GOLDFISH BOY IS A HARVARD BIATCH Y'ALL!

*not your average goldfishy but u get my drift*

" gulp gulp, and they say that the osmotic pressure affects..."

i went to the sexuality workshop after tht. Jeremy, a private student who looked more twenty ish thn 18 was in my group.

YES HE'S HOT
HOT ENOUGH TO LAND HIMSELF ROLES IN THE SINGAPORE FILM FESTIVAL!
damn.

i had a fantastic day. and takoyaki with Dean on sunday really hit the spot.

oh i promised those darn drama pics didnt i?

i was so happy lah. oh and before u utter tht the "proboscis" looks like a pair of undies lemme clarify it. Its actually my attempt of being a clown. red and yellow duct tape did the trick. Omg i love this pic lah. and my cheeks literally glistened with the amount of oil on my skin.

anyone up for bacon?!

obviously when KAKAK FIRA saed she would make me look "beautiful" in a draggish way, she wasnt a teeny eeny bit kidding.

FEAST UR EYES ON JAEYTHEGAY!

notice the bling bling under my eye? SHIZZAM!

amidst all the false eyelashed and golddust and lipstick, i can say i officially looked "hot"

ya, " hot " relatively to an orang utan.

* and the crickets go wild. AHMENG AHMENG AHMENG *

kumar could run out of business just looking at my pic.

and to imagine i walked around HCJC looking like a fat hoe. oh the joy in that.

i hope this all leads to something greater in life

CALL ME IF YOU REQUIRE TRANSGENDERED HOOKER SERVICES AT ****5697

oh!

dont forget to try the new banana milkshake by Macs

as the aunty saed it

" Ba-ni-ni-na milkshake ah boy? "

u took the words outta my mouth aunty!

- just as we seemed so distant, you brought me back to where i ought to be.
thanks

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