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Sunday, May 07, 2006

Every morning when i go to school, i look like a thousand man just shagged me and gave me the bukaka treatment.

oh well, thats life when SYF drama is in 12 days in addition to the fact that im in charge of set design and i have three literature tests and an econs test breathing down my neck.

i had a ball of time on thursday and friday though!

Thursday we had a sex education talk by this old doctor dude. He was darn cute with his constant laughing and presentation. During the role play he made me act like a HIV virus. OMG LAH!

Friday was so rocking coz of drama! Me and JingLing started singing so many songs in cat language lah! i bet u if there were cats in the proximity, we would have some good banging man.
When Jing alighted from the bus, she fell into a graceful stupor which left with guffawing my ass off. Thn this aunty called me xiao titi, i almost died coz i was so not a small boy. I AM A FAT LIPID SOLUBLE DUDE!

i feel so god damn shagged.
grrrrr

i decided i do not need a girlfriend neither do i need a boyfriend.

i know, it so god random.

omg the pictures of the latest America's next top model is so scandalous.

its either they hired an elephant or got a seriously PLUS-SIZED model for the photoshoot with the gerls.

eh i pity the animal lah. imagine having women pressing their bodies and lifting their legs in odd positions on u. eew. so yucks man

Fang Xuan came up to me ytd coz i was banging tge sanitary pad dispenser,

FX : Why it cant come out isit?
Me: no lah i just playing with it.
FX: ohh
Me: eh wait a minute, why u asking me? u think i want to buy the pad isit?

if i were fair, she would have seen me turn a fair shade of pink

her grand mama and mom might be diva's but she sure aint one yet
im actually qte glad she's out.

thats all bitches
leaving u guys with this video!

caught a razor butterfly at - 12:29 AM |