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a night of hooch, e33 and long island tea

Sunday, June 18, 2006

THE CHALET WAS SO FUN! OH MAH POOPSIES! I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH THE SAME BUNCH OF PEOPLE I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH !

though the chalet was abit of a let down in terms of the chalet house itself and our neighbours, it was still relatively fun. Next to us the mat and minah gang kept on blasting weird malay tunes and never ever seem to inhabit the inner portions of their chalet, they just sat outside displaying beer filled bellies and BBQ-ed like no tomorrow. Not forgetting the drummer anjadis who insisted in listening to typical serangoon road songs and drummed like they were gonna take part in the national tabla competition or something. Im not being racist here but that was how they depicted themselves to me and i found it utter disgusting. The first day was damn tiring as i found myself ramming into many bike riders and grazing and bumping myself while trying to learn to bike. gosh i hate not being able to bike. Thankfully Charm and WL helped me out and i managed to glide with a little ease. After that we all sat our lovely booties and watched the freaking tv from 8pm all the way to 1130pm and saw ourselves cussing at many many things! ahahahah.

OH I FINALLY MET JOYEE'S AHEM AHEM!

he brought us to fisherman village which is a pub so secluded i bet all the cik pon's and hantu's reside after 3am. We drank hooch since it was the only available form of alcohol and played " have you ever.. " and had a fantastic chat about sex. goodness. Talk about mature sex education ah? After that, we went back at roughly 2am and we almost got into a sweet-smelling frangipani death trap. Thankfully we didnt lah, and noreen was very insightful as we all pissed about the PAP . I learnt how to play TaiTi and lost almost every round except for 2 [ with the help of Lester ] to Noreen the queen of cards.

ESCAPE THEMEPARK WAS HECK FUN!

yup, it was hilarious during the rainbow ride because Noreen kept on screaming " STOP IT! STOP IT! LEMME DOWN~ " God i laughed so hard as we got squashed by each other continuously. It was really hilarious! SUPERBLY FUNNY!

the best ride was the WET & WILD! I felt the algae-filled water trickle down my butt crack as we ascended towards the top and when we plunged down twice, we were soaked to the bone. Thanks to dear Noreen, my boat with her nearly capsized coz we kept on rocking it and shouting like mad fools! Really fun! I even had to hold onto my specs during the revolution ride as it nearly flew off and i had to keep my eyes shut as my seat rotated 360 degrees all around! FREAKY LAH I SWEAR I NEARLY PEED IN MY PANTS!

ORGASMIC PEE PART 2!

hahaha. Jenny returned from Indonesia and cabbed to Costa Sands and we all went out to buy back somemore booze. Crazy lah! the 7-11 guy thought she was a hooker and was so hitting on her. God, he must have thought we were two third world nation kids she picked up on one of her thailand trips.

I LOVE YOU JENNY!

Jenny also slept on me coz she saed i was really comfy. DAMMIT!

i bet at this moment, KINGKOIL should just hire me to provide blubber to build their superior matresses. I dont mind! ahahaha, i want to be muscley and skinny with just enough fats for people to hug and sleep on! *wink wink*

FUN FUN FUN!

And sweet ~~"old"~~ young Jenny suddenly jumped out of the bed at 4am plus witha brilliant idea of dragging us to the Airport. SO we all made a trip there and walked around aimlessly and eventually tried waiting for the sky train :

Korean Lady [ K.L ] : Boy is this the sky train?
Me: yes
K.L : how long?
Me: i dunnoe
K.L : Boy are you confused?
Me: WHAT? EXCUSE ME?
K.L : Are you confused? CONFUSED?
Me: NO!
K.L : are you SURE?
ME: YES!
K.L : I am confused about my e-ticket..

I immediately ran off! ahahaha, Jenny wanted to eat BK so we all pigged out there and cabbed down back. All 7 of us tried to squeeze into a bed again and slept for roughly an hour and finally got back home. I still managed to find the energy to meet my two best homies Dean and Lydia and we pigged out and roamed town !

the revelation made sense. it all made sense
i guess listening to haziq soill his guts helped me to handle it better
i love you even more now

yesterday during my aunts birthday party, i managed to play with the 3 illustrious Charlie Angels that always wreaked havoc in my aunts home. GOODNESS ITS TRUE

Adeline the 1 yr old kid almost made me die several times when she attempted to stick her finger into the fan. GOSH I COULD HAVE DIED THERE AND THEN!
Michelle, was better behaved and i enjoyed blowing the horn and playing with her.
Evelyn the eldest of the lot, scolded and rolled her eyes at me!

AND THEY ARE ALL LITTLE TODDLERS!

SHEESH!

hahaha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHMENG!
- my one true orange haired and saggy breasted love!

pics -

* i believe i can flyyyyyyyyy... *

* which one of u tits made me look like the statue of liberty? *

* being at the airport at 5am makes u do wild stuff *

WHAT A LONG ENTRY! PHEWWWWW

my pjc love

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