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Sunday, June 04, 2006

Haziq the rich gigolo wanted to go down to town. So me and innocent Dean tagged along merrily in suite of the " most exciting shopping experience " any 18 year could embark on!

but before even that, me and dean acted like little innocent saints and went to church. boy did i feel good about. i felt so enlighted and light [ though i easily weigh a ton ] .

at town we were up to our usual antics, bitching and going on gay radar! and holie rolie polie were there ALOT of gay wannabes and hotties wannabes. This is why i insist on shopping in the heartlands, its so much more gentle on my nerves. Like i saed, whenever i see a hottie, i feel so compelled to punch him! its the jealousy factor u see! damn i need therapy!

while we were walking, we saw soooo many police bikes . Dean and I thought some foreign dignitary was in town. When the white car passed us, we were flabbergasted to see the person in it!

IT WAS PRESIDENT S R NATHAN Y'ALL PAP LOVING BIATCHES!
holie rolie polie.

he was waving in the queen/kumar manner yet nowan took notice and waved back.
we guffawed like no tomorrow at how silly the scene was. well at least im proud to say i saw the president in person. beams!

we cabbed back and camwhored in the taxi while i discussed my sudden interest in going clubbing during my chalet. damn. should i? it wold serve as a rather exhilarating adventure for me. i could get drunk, hook up with a male prostitute and contract HIV all in one night. sheesh

oh did i mention that i saw ms ooi and ms tan pei lin , the two MAJOR lesbos that have walked the face of westwood secondary teacher history. yup. i hope they had a good finger f***ing time shopping at paragon!

we met ms tan ai lin, who is the most sweetest teacher in the world. she said my laughter is still the same from secondary school. teehee!
okay laughing in the "teehee" manner was my attemp of acting cute, not like im not already cute, but no harm acting. lol

eh im damn fat lah, at the rate im going. im so gonna burst and go KAPLISH by the end of the holidays. so unfair i tell. im gonna workout from now to june 13 so that i can look hawt for the class chalet. im gonna fetch me some abercombie&fitch merchandise to match the look!

SIZZLE SHIZZAM BITCHES!
BIG MAMA JARYL IS BACCCCCCKKK!

yeah u heard it rite!

HOLLER BACK!

oh, i had to most ludicrous chat with my cuzzin just now. I LOVE U STEPHY!

Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
I MAKE U VASANTHAM PRINCESSSS
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
ENA DEI PRATA CHAPPATI IDLI DEI!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
HAHAHAH!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
YOU FORGOT THOSAI!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
THOSAI LA DEI!
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
ALAMAK
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
I NOE LAH
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
NO ALAMAK.
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
DUN DUN
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
it's kadavele, or something like that
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
LATER ALL MY MURUKKU AND ACHAR FALL DOWN
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
HAHAH!
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
THEN UR MIXTURE? HHAHAHAH!
Jaey ; i'll learn to break my own fall , - of blades of grass & razor butterflies says:
aiyah, what mixture lah dei. we all use powder, masala, BELNDED MIXTURE
[baby butterfly] *suicide notes&butterfly kisses. says:
HAHAHA.

yurp, u can SO TELL that we are blood related!

eh i need cash lah. im broke like shizz and there is so many movies to catch, damn unfair

if i were hawt and sexy i dun mind selling myself but im like a tub of lard lah!

damn! maybe ill be some fat gigolo prancing around in a tight spandex top looking for my prey along geylang lorong 13!

YEEHAW!!!

and i havent started studying yet too. double shit!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
oh well. 3 more weeks to the exams, time to boogey down to studying!

caught a razor butterfly at - 11:34 PM |