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Monday, July 03, 2006

OH MAH LORD!
OH TUHAN KU!
AIYOH KADAVALEI!

heck, i don't know the mandarin equivalent of oh mah lord. shot in the dark

ninchaku xin jia por fei zhu!

somehow i doubt whatever i said actually meant oh mah god in chinese!

anyway, i was fortunate to grace the whole of singapore with my cellulite filled presence at the SYF opening ceremony! yeah right! i wished i had pictures to show you but i have to wait for Maizura to upload them.

the guest of honour was PM LEE. When he stepped out of his limo, all the aunties in front of us were frantically waving and screaming. wtf?! as if he could actually see them. dumb man! i was yelling ONWARD PAP! and PAP ROCKS, AS IF! when he was inspecting the GOH contingent.

a malaysian marching band [ the victoria instituition penang ] and a thailand band [ the suranaree marching band ] were invited to perform too.

when the malaysian band was playing , i was being an irritant and started shouting MERDEKA! MALAYSIA MERDEKA! and Maizura was shouting SAWADIKARP! when the thailand band was playing! at each time we were being obnoxious, the enthusiastic aunties in front of us stared and guffawed like shizz. Me and Maiz stared in disbelief and immediately shut our gaps man!

well, it was fun i guess, besides the point we almost got knocked down by vehicles, almost choked to death on exhaust fumes and we sprinted like mad into the mrt cabin when the drivers blowed their whistles on us .. i think we had enough of fun.

in the train, it was like bitchslap-jaryl festivities! ahaha everyone was taking a shot of bitching about me. some commuters found it rather amusing to laugh at my friends' jokes! boo! we made our way to Jurong Point to catch the Singapore Idols, mainly i wanted to see my crush GAYLE NERVA!

THERE WERE SO MANY MINAHS AT JURONG POINT!

the worst thing was this bunch of minah wannabes from my secondary school who were screaming : OMG HADY MIRZA! AUTOGRAPH! AHHH AHH!

thn i shouted : SHADDUP LAH LOSERS!! AHH AHH UR NEW PRINCIPAL NEVER TEACH YOU MEH!

stewpid fanatics! spoil my school name onli! shit faces! there were even old makcik tudungs who shouted : " JOAQUIM I LOVE YOU! "

can u imagine, old aunties saying tht? EEEEEWWWWW!

and tht despo loser in pink had the cheek to repley i love you too to those wrinkly paedophiles. yucks! i saw my lover in the end though! and she was so hot!

mathilda was missing, i think she paiseh lah! no more bareback dresses to wear to the event.

i think for once in Jurong Point history, alot of people flocked there. HOORAH FOR ECONOMICS! i'm tired and have a splitting headache!

while running after Lydia today, my berms almost fell off. imagine flashing the inhabitants of Jurong with my brown hush puppies underwear!

the injustice in all that!

oh well.

they don't call me mr xiaxue for nothing.

*they : my friends ok!

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